We’re Not In the Mood (Married with Children, No Sex)

Newsweek ^ | 6-30 (issue) | Kathleen Deveny

[EternalVigilance]

I guess you could maybe look at her through a mirror...of course, that would probably break the mirror.

[NeoCaveman]

Yes, It's my understanding that Senators Kennedy and Dodd have been know to share a sandwich...LOL.

[ken5050]

Pingeee..

[FourPeas]

It's not the yoga. It's the yoga, the business, the renovation, all together. She needs to prioritize. Hubby needs to come before, not after, these.

[Kenton]

A click at the source link reveals her problem...she's butt-ugly.

I had a friend who postulated that butt-ugly women were the number 1 cause of impotence in adult males...

[wardaddy]

I will admit that there have been bad business days where I was more interested in a Xanax than what I ought to have been interested in.

Sometimes you just have to stop the wheels from turning and sort of zone out.

[Labyrinthos]

When I was married, I used to have sex all the time. Then my wife found out, and now I am a very happily unmarried ex-husband.

[EternalVigilance]

Man, your wife's pic is on your homepage--and there is no way that a man could have any sort of libido problems with such a beautiful bride! ;-)

Now, where can I get one like that?!? ;-)

[nravoter]

OTOH...when "Sheets" is giving a spiel, I find myself unable to "concentrate"...Debbie Stabenow has the same effect...

You ain't lyin'. Other mood killers:

1. Mikulski
2. Nadler
3. Franks

There are others, but I don't want to ruin anyone's day.

[bosshog]

I've noticed quite a few of these lately... for example, I clicked on the article about Sec Thompson and obesity... got a pop up on diet stuff... Is Jim selling FR out? Time for a good conspiracy thread!

[zip]

A click at the source link reveals her problem...she's butt-ugly.

Now we know. ROFLMAO

[sparkomatic]

Maybe for some.

My wife and I have 4 kids and 14 years together. She felt that quite possibly she was neglecting me a bit so she suggested a calendar for keeping track. Since the beginning of this year I can honestly say that I'm not neglected.

[Orangedog]

My suggestion..watch the Senate on C-span 2...you can have sex during the quorum calls..they happen often, last a long time, and the music they play is great..

As long as they remember to put on the music track. Otherwise, at some point it's: "Mrs. Clinton?....Mrs. Clinton..., Aye." Just hearing her name being called would kill any thoughts of intimacy in a big hurry!

[wardaddy]

We'll I couldn't find a "Bikinis are Satan's handiwork" article but maybe we can find some pics somewhere.

Speaking of which....my wife just got one from Dangerous Curves...lol...she looked great in it but it looked like a stripper's outfit....dayglow lime with silver piping....we both about had a cow....she did do me the honours of at least modeling it. It simply was too tacky to wear around my teen girls...beyond the envelope.

They have a website if you're interested....not a thong but a Brasil cut....looked great one line....it's being returned...they were sweet about it.

[NeoCaveman]

Is Jim selling FR out? Time for a good conspiracy thread!

IF you do that there will be a pop up ad for tin foil.

[wardaddy]

We'll I couldn't find a "Bikinis are Satan's handiwork" article but maybe we can find some pics somewhere.

Speaking of which....my wife just got one from Dangerous Curves...lol...she looked great in it but it looked like a stripper's outfit....dayglow lime with silver piping....we both about had a cow....she did do me the honours of at least modeling it. It simply was too tacky to wear around my teen girls...beyond the envelope.

They have a website if you're interested....not a thong but a Brasil cut....looked great online....it's being returned...they were sweet about it.

[OXENinFLA]

Al Bundy, my Hero.

[american spirit]

When our kids were little they were in bed by 9:00PM or sooner which left plenty of time. Now at 16&12 they stay up so late it's damn near impossible to do anything.

[ken5050]

A few weeks ago, there was a semi-discussion about the hottest babes in Congress...Senate's not too hard...I think Lisa Murkowski wins hands down..though several here tought Blanche Lincoln was sexy....me, I don't see it....in the House.....Mary Bono?....but remember Carolyn Maloney in the Burka?..man, she had that right....

[hopespringseternal]

Old joke:

What do women and ice ages have in common?
Answer: Both are frigid and only come once every 10,000 years.

Santa Clause, the Easter bunny, a nympho, and a frigid b!tch are walking down the street...