[Mama_Bear]

[Mama_Bear]

Good morning, everyone. Sorry to have to post and run. I will be back a little later this morning.

If you would like on or off the Finest list, FReepmail me.

[Calpernia]

Morning Pippin,

Love the Oriole!

Click the Oriole

[Fiddlstix]

Good Morning Everybody.

You Know The Drill
Click the Pics J

I'm testing out a new idea for the coffee and donuts post. Now when you click on the graphics a list should appear in a new window. You may make your own selections of what you want to hear. Let me know if you like it. Thanks.

Coffee & Donuts J

[Pippin]

Lori, hope you don't mind if I invite a few of my friends from Maryland.

Hey! Y'all! C'mon over here! MARYLAND is being featured :O)

Please ping any Maryland freepers that I forgot.

[knighthawk]

Hello!

[Aquamarine]

Enjoyed learning more about Maryland. We drove through the state back when I was a teen ager on the way back from Canada and crossed the Chesapeake Bay on a big Ferry...my one and only ship cruise. LOL

[The Thin Man]

Mornin' Mama_Bear and Pippin!

Maryland's State Motto: "Fatti Maschii, Parole Femine." Hope it doesn't mean "fat man, criminal woman." :-)

[jwfiv]

Verrrry cool thread...thank you, Ladies Pippin and Bear...)

I'm so clueless...all this time, never knew that the Ravens were named for THAT raven.

The Irishman who came to America, and began the lineage from which I come, landed in Baltimore in the 1600s, so there is a little Maryland in me.

Wishing all our Hostesses, and all the Finest, a very fine Friday.

[rabidralph]

Hi, Pippin! We've never met, but thanks for the cool info about our wonderful state, AKA God's Country!

[deadhead]

Great graphics and write-up! Thank You for the tour of Maryland, Pippin. I have been to Maryland a few times, it is lovely. Love lacrosse, one of my favorite sports to watch, lots of action. Friends of mine attended Towson University.

You have given me an idea for dinner tonight, think I will have crab cakes with a nice cold beer :-)

Colleen

[Dubya]

Sounds like a great place to be. Wish I was there.

[Dubya]

1........AUTO REPAIR
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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#2.............RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How
can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
#3.............KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,
turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

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#4.............IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
question was "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it
on or off?"

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#5...............FINAL EXAM
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the
examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and
then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin
and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done,
whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out. During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin,
muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."

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FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

#6...................The Ransom
There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she
decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to
a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde. She pinned the note inside the little boy's
jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the
big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the
following note.... Here is your money. I cannot believe that one
blonde would do this to another!

[Jen]

Great job ladies!

Pip, I've never visited your beautiful state. Thanks for the virtual tour. You're a great guide and hostess.

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[WVNan]

Now isn't that just loverly? You both did a great job on a beautiful state. Tra-la-la-la-la