Avowed virgins target Strip porn scene

The Las Vegas Review-Journal ^ | Friday, June 27, 2003 | JOELLE BABULA

[aShepard]

....Some are secondary virgins who have chosen to change their lifestyle.....

Ummm! Wah's up wit dat?

[StriperSniper]

Wah's up wit dat?

Wuz ho's B4.

[m1911]

Yeah, they're "secondary" virgins, and my wife is "a little bit" pregnant.

[lelio]

The "good girl cards" were designed solely for the Las Vegas conference.
Hey some more one handed reading material!

[Larry Lucido]

[dighton]

"I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin."

[Willie Green]

Ummm! Wah's up wit dat?

Must be similar to buying a "demo" from a car dealer.
Not actually "used", but not exactly "new" either.

[johnb838]

This is sponsored by Planned Parenthood??? Wait a sec till my mind stops boggling. OK, that's better. I don't believe it.

[Servant of the Nine]

It wasn't clear, are these gonna be pictures of Nekid Virgins?

Otherwise, who on the Vegas Strip is gonna take one?

So9

[knews_hound]

You NAILED it!

BUNDY BUMP !

Cheers,

knews hound

[Willie Green]

Otherwise, who on the Vegas Strip is gonna take one?

We skipped the light Fandango
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kind of seasick
But the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
As the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray

And so it was that later
As the Miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale

She said there is no reason
And the truth is plain to see
But I wandered through my playing cards
And would not let her be
One of sixteen vestal virgins
Who were leaving for the coast
And although my eyes were open
They might just as well've been closed

And so it was that later
As the Miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale

And so it was....

[Larry Lucido]

BUD: Hello, you're on the Virgin Hotline. This is your counsellor, er, Eugene.

CALLER: Hi, my name is Isis J. Blow-Up-Doll, and my boyfriend, Bud, hasn't been
able to keep his hands off me ever since I came out of the box. Now
should I try to stay firm, or, just explode and go to pieces?

BUD: Ha, very funny, Kel, but don't let me keep you; I'm sure the trucker
paid for the whole hour. [slams down the phone]
Crank call.

HARDAWAY: Ah. Yes, we occasionally get those too. Usually from mean people who
have had sex. But remember, Mr. Bundy, they mock us because they envy us.

BUD: Yeah, right.

[Quas primas]

These young girls should be applauded, not mocked. I went to Las Vegas, once, and will never set foot in that cesspool ever again.

Las Vegas is proof that Hell exists.

[knews_hound]

You my freepin friend, have waaaaaay too much time on your hands!

Cheers,

knews hound

[Larry Lucido]

You kidding? I can barely get 6 hours of Freeping in a day! :-)

[madprof98]

Program manager for Planned Parenthood of Southern Nevada, Laura Deitsch, didn't want to comment specifically on the nature of the "good girl cards" but said it's important to emphasize that teenage boys and girls alike need to be taught abstinence and comprehensive sex education. She said the onus is not only on young women to take responsibility for their actions.

"We encourage all teens to take responsibility, and we give them the tools to do that," Deitsch said.

Scuderi said her organization promotes abstinence equally for girls and boys.

Bad, bad, bad writing here. The Planned Parenthood comment is supposed to provide an alternative to the abstinence-only approach. The "tools" supplied by PP (condoms, abortions) are supposed to offer kids the chance to have sex with "responsibility." The reference to "her organization" right after that is not to PP at all but to the pro-abstinence group which sponsored the convention.

[sweetliberty]

"I can barely get 6 hours of Freeping in a day!"

You have that problem too huh?

[Paleo Conservative]

....Some are secondary virgins who have chosen to change their lifestyle.....

Isn't that something like the difference between a "used car" and a "pre-owned" car?

[budwiesest]

Where can I get shares of Lenscrafters or Bausch and Laum?