"Believe it or not, when I was signing the roster at the polls before I went into the voting booth, I saw the name of my neighbor’s dog on the rolls. It’s incredible that someone could register a pet and then request an absentee ballot in the pet’s name in an effort to cast two votes! What can I do to report this outrageous act?"
"What business is it of yours, Mr. Nosy? The California Full Voting Rights Act allows pet guardians capable of channeling their pet's feelings to vote on their behalf. Animals live here too, dude, and have every right to decide who our elected officials will be as much as you do. Now, stick to your own ballot and shut up or you may be forcibly detained."
Hey Mr. Tall Texan- Have you ever considered running for office in Ca. - You would be a sure winner. LOL