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>>theory that "Attorneys are the root of all evil".<<

Theory, hell. Its an axiom. This little gem from the new animated JLA:

Aliens (to Green Lantern): You will be tried and if convicted, sentenced to death.

Flash: You can't do that! He needs a lawyer.

Aliens: We solved our Lawyer problem a long time ago.

Flash: Well, it isn't fair. Evolved beings would not stand for such terrible injustice.

Aliens: Very well, you may defend your friend. Should you fail, you will also share in his punishment.

Flash: What????

Aliens: Now you know how we solved our Lawyer problem.

Hunting Rules for Lawyers

This years Lawyer Season and Bag Limit regulations:

1. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free scotch" for the purpose of trapping lawyers.

2. It shall be unlawful to hunt lawyers within 50 yards of Micro$oft buildings.
It shall be unlawful to hunt lawyers within 100 yards of BMW, SAAB or Mercedes dealerships.
It also shall be unlawful to hunt lawyers within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, ambulances or hospitals.

3. It shall be unlawful to use $100 bills, prostitutes, software license agreements or vehicle accidents to attract lawyers.

4. It shall be unlawful to chase, herd or harvest lawyers from a snow mobile, helicopter or aircraft.

5. Killing lawyers with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead lawyer to roadside and proceed to the nearest car wash.

6. Stuffed or mounted lawyers must have a state health department inspection sticker.

7. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, female legale cleark, Micro$oft employee, accident victim, bookie or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting lawyers.

8. Taking lawyers with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.

9. Varios bag limits are set for lawyers including:
Brown-nosed judge kissers...............2
Back-stabbing divorce litigators........4
Hairy-chinned civil libertarians........7
Two-faced tort chaser...................2
Micro$oft legal department member.......9
Yellow bellied sidewinders..............2

10.Note that honest lawyers are extinct.

Theory, hell. Its an axiom.

Love it...! I was just trying to avoid getting flamed by calling that 'trade' in such terminology.

Our little society doesn't seem to fathom beyond what's in it's face. They blame who they see - doctors, for example - for the high prices and endless testing....Duh.