The Top 10 Gay and Lesbian Cars

Car Talk ^ | Tom and Ray

[AlaskaErik]

The Honda Element is nowhere to be seen.

The Element is actually being marketed to college frat types. I wouldn't mind having one myself. They're perfect for up here.

[CatoRenasci]

My kids have been saying the Subaru Outback was the primo lesbian car for years. I can't say I'd ever given much thought to the possibility that driving a particular make of automobile was somehow akin to a particular coloured handkerchief in one's back pocket in San Francisco or Greenwich Village.

[yankeedame]

I drive a Ford Ranger and I can't even spell lezbean. I smoke, drink, hunt, and chase women in no particular order.

LOL! You rascal! Now why does this picture pop into my mind when I read your post?

[1Old Pro]

I'd say from anecdotal evidence, personal observation, this is an accurate list. When in doubt, look for the identification symbol: Rainbow colors. I've noticed that many gays are opting for the rainbow "stripe" rather than the old style rainbow.

[wku man]

Sorry, Joe, but it should have. Sell yours and buy a real truck. Or an SUV. One or the other, but just as with the Exploder Sport Trac, when you try to blur the lines between trucks and SUVs, you get a GenX nightmare!

Of course, what do I drive? A RED Jeep Wrangler (though my is usually more tan than red from the mud). I seriously don't think these car morons would know a "gay" car from a Steely Dan! After all, where is the New "Beetle" on the list? What about the Aztek? What about the Toyota Echo? The Ford Focus, the Dog Neon, etc. They are definitely more "gay" than a F-150, Ranger, S-10, and yes, JEEP WRANGLER!!! Be good, bro.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[1Old Pro]

My wife drives a Volvo wagon, and so as not to leave any doubt, we have an NRA and a "FRPR" Free Republic sticker on it!

Nice touch. I prefer a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker on the car.

[1Old Pro]

Phew! My BMW Z3 didn't make it onto this list...

My 3 series didn't make the list either, Phew.

[CholeraJoe]

I'm amazed the PT Cruiser didn't make the list.

[1Old Pro]

My daughter says my Geo Metro is gay because of its effeminate horn.

It's easy and relatively cheap to swap in an air horn.

[Constitution Day]

Nice touch. I prefer a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker on the car.

Well, we had one on the SUV we traded in... we didn't buy the Volvo until 2001.
I'm sure we will have a Bush/Cheney '04 sticker on there soon enough!

[ezo4]

Man this sucks. I need to get me a old beetup bronco and fast.

[MississippiMan]

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A much better solution is to download this. Then you can highlight the portion of a page that you want, right-click, choose VIEW PARTIAL SOURCE, and have something much easier to deal with.

MM

[Conspiracy Guy]

Benny Hill is my hero.

[krb]

Sorry, but you need to check #3 on the cars list...

[Conspiracy Guy]

Go to my profile page for pic of me and faithful dog. I even look like Benny.

[BansheeBill]

They didn't mention motorcycles for Lesbians, but my nomination would be an Italian motorcycle:

The 1987 Laverda GS 125 LESMO

[af_vet_rr]

I can't say I'd ever given much thought to the possibility that driving a particular make of automobile was somehow akin to a particular coloured handkerchief in one's back pocket in San Francisco or Greenwich Village.

I haven't either. It's like saying that gays and lesbians like to wear Nike or Reeboks and therefore I won't wear Nike stuff or Reeboks, or they like McDonalds, therefore I won't eat at McDonalds because I'm afraid if I wear Nike shoes or eat at McDonalds pepole are going to somehow think I'm gay.

[af_vet_rr]

but just as with the Exploder Sport Trac, when you try to blur the lines between trucks and SUVs, you get a GenX nightmare!

I've never understood these "hybrids". I feel if I want a pickup, I'll get a 150, if I want an SUV, I'll get something else.

Vehicles that try to "do it all" can't seem to do much of anything. I will say Avalanches, and on the small side, Bajas, that try to give you some extra space by letting you remove dividers, are the best bet if buying a "hybrid" (I call it hybrid, that's just what it is to me).

[1Old Pro]

At least mine is Blue.