The Top 10 Gay and Lesbian Cars

Car Talk ^ | Tom and Ray

[ArrogantBustard]

F-150 a gay truck? What are these people smoking?

Notice all the lez-cars are trucks or SUVs? I sort of take "8: Ford Ranger" personally. Does this mean I'm a lesbian, trapped in a man's body?

[CholeraJoe]

I have no idea. Sorry.

[stainlessbanner]

Maybe you should hunt wimin and chase drinks : )

[socal_parrot]

I smoke, drink, hunt, and chase women...

So do a lot of lesbians.;)

[Gary Boldwater]

It's not even silly, it's gay!

[honeygrl]

"The Honda Element is nowhere to be seen. My husband drives an S-10, but it has a toolbox in the back and a crack going across the windshield, so his truck screams "redneck" instead of "lesbo". "

The Honda Elements are just plain ugly..... (just IMO)

[TheRightGuy]

Do they make disclaimer bumper stickers that you can use if you happen to own one of these?

somethin' like: "Stay Away From My Tailpipe"

[finnman69]

Where are the electric cars? All these SUVs are not very enviro.

[pgyanke]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!

My wife drives the VW Golf and I drive a VW Jetta. They're good cars... I can't help it if Fudge from Green Bay likes them too!

BTW, what about the ultimate gay car... the Rav4?

[TrebleRebel]

Yikes!

Its not for me, its for my husband. I'll show him this list, and maybe he'll stop driving my car without my permission.

[Steve_Seattle]

My daughter says my Geo Metro is gay because of its effeminate horn.

[steve-b]

My husband drives an S-10, but it has a toolbox in the back and a crack going across the windshield, so his truck screams "redneck" instead of "lesbo".

A lesbian trapped in a man's body.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Lezbeans like wemen (my term for democrat liberal females) pronounced "We Men". I like women.

[af_vet_rr]

Up here in Montana, about half of the women drive Subarus. I can guarantee you not that many are gay.

I lived in North Dakota (Minot) for a few years, and many people drove Subarus and Jeeps and Rangers, etc. up there. My sister and daughter both have one of the new beetles, and they are definitely not gay. The people in this thread (including the original gay that did the story) labelling any car or truck or SUV as "gay", are foolish. They are simply vehicles.

I've seen quite a few "butch" types driving big trucks/SUVs here in Texas, but that doesn't make me believe that a Suburban or Explorer or F150 is a gay or lesbian vehicle.

[blau993]

somethin' like: "Stay Away From My Tailpipe"

They do make something like that bumper sticker. I saw one years ago on a bus in San Francisco. There was an ad on the back of the bus that said "Help Prevent AIDS -- Use a Condom". Right underneath was a bumper sticker that said "Stay 50 Feet Back". I thought to myself, "One or the other ought to work".

[Conspiracy Guy]

Maybe you should hunt wimin and chase drinks : )

Women = good looking conservative females

Wemen, pronounced "We Men" = Bugged eyed liberal democrap females.

Wimin = ?

[ffusco]

Bumpersticker seen on a Miata: I'm not gay but my car is.

[AlaskaErik]

I see the poofy Ford F-150 is on the list. Thank goodness my mighty GMC Sierra isn't!

[mbynack]

I thought the Ford Probe was the ultimate gay name for a car.

[BenLurkin]

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