The Top 10 Gay and Lesbian Cars

Car Talk ^ | Tom and Ray

[Chi-townChief]

So did Chrysler go queer when it became German or was it always that way?

[VOA]

bump

[.38sw]

OMG. I used to drive a Ford ranger when I lived in the central Idaho mountains(4x4 came in hand in the winter, plus I skiied), and now I drive a Chrysler Sebring (I live in sunny Californai, so a convertable is great). I'm a happily married woman (to a MAN, thank you), so what does this car thing say about me?!! Am I sexually confused? Maybe the whole thing is silly?

[mr.pink]

Based on my own personal observations, I'm not sold on this list at all.

I'm currently in Wash DC, a much "gayer" town than I had imagined it would be.

The mini-Cooper seems to be the gay guys car of choice.

[mountaineer]

I seem to have one of the few small SUVs not considered lesbian, thankfully! Our other car is a Volvo, however, so I often wonder whether people assume Mr. M and I are Chardonnay-and-Brie liberals.

[Constitution Day]

Yep, they missed it!
I have to disagree with the S-10, too.

[Grampa Dave]

The bottom parts of the tens out here in Kaliland don't compute, however the top winners in the top ten are on target with the gays that we know.

The Subarus have advertised to the gay population with gay spokesits for years. They are very popular. The Honda CRV is becoming the lesbo favorites out here. My wife, one day, commented about the number of Honda CRV's in the medical building parking lot driven by women. The younger women in her office laughed and said that the Honda CRV was the new lesbo 4 wheel suv of choice in California.

The Volkswagen bug is popular with both Gays and Lesbos. The new Volkswagen SUV according to one gay we know is the new dream vehicle for both. The local dealer is having a showing and a "tea" for the new vehicle. This guy and his "partner" and other similiars as he calls them, are taking the afternoon off to see, drive and to enjoy the tea. They drive a bug and a Jetta now.

[.38sw]

came in hand

That would be "came in handy.

[CholeraJoe]

Up here in Montana, about half of the women drive Subarus. I can guarantee you not that many are gay.

[Constitution Day]

Our other car is a Volvo, however, so I often wonder whether people assume Mr. M and I are Chardonnay-and-Brie liberals.

My wife drives a Volvo wagon, and so as not to leave any doubt, we have an NRA and a "FRPR" Free Republic sticker on it!

[tnlibertarian]

Well, since I drive a Wrangler which made both lists, what does that say about me. I guess I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Apparently, this list is only for new cars or the Ford Probe would have definitley made the cut.

[WKB]

There are also lists for straight men and women. Not surprising--vehicles on the straight women's list are on the gay men list. Autos on the straight men's list are on the lesbo list

Why couldn't we take all the girls that think they are boys
introduce them to all boys that think they are girls and
wallla problem solved?

[FryingPan101]

Whew!

[krb]

Phew! My BMW Z3 didn't make it onto this list...

[PatrioticAmerican]

Which one rams the others from behind?

[mr.pink]

Up here in Montana, about half of the women drive Subarus.

My sister's been driving Subaru wagons for years and years. They are very practical for her needs, and I'm sure the lesbians who drive them appreciate the same general usefulness and reliability.

[CodeJockey]

F-150?

Gimmie a break, lesbo/queer would not be caught dead in a farm truck.

Or should I say that is the only way one would be in one.

[Xenalyte]

Y'know, I can't View Source anymore. Is there a way to turn it on or off? I mean, Source is there under the View menu, but nothing happens when I select it.

[ffusco]

F-150 a gay truck? What are these people smoking?

[Conspiracy Guy]

I drive a Ford Ranger and I can't even spell lezbean. I smoke, drink, hunt, and chase women in no particular order.