1 posted on
07/05/2003 8:59:55 AM PDT by
aculeus
To: aculeus
Given some of the places that get pierced, it could have been a lot worse.
2 posted on
07/05/2003 9:01:55 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(The Preview button is for wimps!)
To: aculeus
To: aculeus
What exactly does a "special service agent for Virgin" do, anyway?
6 posted on
07/05/2003 9:08:03 AM PDT by
AF68
To: aculeus
Nothing like having your tongue turned into a bacon strip.
7 posted on
07/05/2003 9:09:05 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(Bumperootus!)
To: aculeus
ZOT!
8 posted on
07/05/2003 9:10:06 AM PDT by
gitmo
(Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.)
To: aculeus
This storoy begs the question: did she subsequently remove the metal paraphrenalia -- or not??? If not, I hold no sympathy for this bimbo.
To: aculeus
Lucky she didn't have braces in her mouth.
To: aculeus
The 26-year-old special service agent for Virgin at Heathrow is still shaken and recovering at her west Reading home after the lightning bolt zeroed in on her lip and tongue piercings. This is typical pig ignorant media reporting. Lightning is not "attracted" to metal. Lightning is just trying to follow the path of least resistance to ground. After breaking down normally non-conductive air, thousands of feet worth, a tiny bit of metal in the path makes no difference.
She was hit because she was standing in the path where lightning was going to strike anyhow. It had nothing to do with her, or any small amount of metal in the vicinity.
17 posted on
07/05/2003 10:02:57 AM PDT by
jlogajan
To: aculeus
You're grounded!
19 posted on
07/05/2003 10:34:56 AM PDT by
ChefKeith
(NASCAR...everything else is just a game!)
To: aculeus
Becky the virgin:
22 posted on
07/05/2003 11:52:01 AM PDT by
Slyfox
To: aculeus
It's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!
26 posted on
07/05/2003 12:39:02 PM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(Never forget: CLINTON PARDONED TERRORISTS)
To: aculeus
and is getting fed up with people joking about the holiday recharging her batteries. Nice show-stopper!
To: aculeus
"...I thank God I'm alive."I wouldn't thank Him, sweetie, it looks like He was trying to kill you. Just be thankful He's apparently not a marksman. LOL!!
To: aculeus
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I'm ashamed to admit I was more concerned about he families and loved ones of those killed in our war on terrorism. |
My abject apologies to the Beckys of the world.
Oh, and by the way, what color ribbon should I wear to make others as shallow as myself more aware of the plight of brain-dead dimwits such as Becky?
34 posted on
07/05/2003 3:15:04 PM PDT by
Fintan
(Please excuse our appearance...the Tag Line is being remodeled.)
To: aculeus
I hate the annoying static shocks of carpets and car doors, in Winter. I can't even relate to you folks getting zapped with KVs! Blows my mind.
36 posted on
07/05/2003 4:39:06 PM PDT by
Hinoki Cypress
(At 53, it's the miles, not the years.)
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