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Potato guns aren't toys to those they have maimed
The State ^ | Jul. 14, 2003 | PEYTON D. WOODSON

Posted on 07/15/2003 7:15:04 PM PDT by aomagrat

Denton, Texas -- Two months ago, Daniel Berry looked forward to his 18th birthday and fulfilling his childhood aspiration to become an Air Force pilot.

Now, his nights are filled with thoughts of seeing again.

"I dream that I'm running somewhere," Berry said. "I blink my eyes and I can see. Then I blink my eyes again and I can't."

Berry, 17, was blinded April 13 in an accident with a potato gun, a homemade device that combines a long plastic tube or pipe with a propellant such as hair spray to fire projectiles several hundred feet.

In this case, the projectile was a live frog.

Although the fuse was lit, the gun didn't fire, and Berry looked down the barrel to see what was wrong. Suddenly, the gun went off.

"Everything went red and black," he said. "I felt pain, but it was past that. It was pain you don't feel, but you know it's there. As soon as I got to the hospital, I passed out."

No national statistics are available, but the guns have been blamed for several serious injuries. Most involve eye trauma, but in April, a Minnesota boy's lung was punctured by a screwdriver launched from a potato gun.

Berry said he had never heard of potato guns until he and his younger brother, C.W., spotted several college-age youths using them to launch cans of corn, bags of rice and eventually live frogs.

"They said, 'You want to shoot one?'" Berry said. "I was like, 'Sure.'"

READILY AVAILABLE

Thanks to the Internet, the guns are easy to come by.

Hundreds of Web sites offer instructions on how to make them using materials from hardware stores. Other sites sell the guns, starting at about $55.

Joel Suprise, owner of the Internet-based Spudgun Technology Center, said he fills about 100 orders a month for launchers and components. The majority of his customers are male, he said. Some are physics teachers or professors.

"My mantra is, if it makes noise and will toss something further than you can throw it, guys love it," he said. "Despite the fact they are for fun and entertainment, they can be dangerous when used inappropriately or in an unsafe manner."

Some U.S. cities have banned the devices. They are illegal in Texas, but cases, including the one involving Berry, are rarely prosecuted.

The federal government does not prohibit them.

"We consider them to be recreational devices," said Gary Comerford, a spokesman for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

"We don't consider them to be firearms or destructive devices. When they're used as they are intended, we don't consider them regulated."

'THEY'RE EXTREMELY UNSTABLE'

Andy Johnson, a Southlake pilot, was partially blinded six years ago after he built a potato gun for his two sons.

Johnson, 50, said his children found the device when he was away from home. They loaded it with fuel but could not make it work and later asked Johnson to inspect it.

"I just reached over to take it out of his hand," he said. "He hit the firing mechanism and it fired."

The gun wasn't loaded, but a tiny fragment of metal hit Johnson in the right eye.

"The problem with potato guns is they're extremely unstable," he said. "If you're going to handle one, you have to assume it can fire at any time."

Dr. Ron Danis, a professor of ophthalmology at the Indiana University School of Medicine, said the devices are as dangerous as BB or pellet guns.

"The message is, these nonofficial guns are toys, so we have this sense that they're not as dangerous," said Danis, who has treated a potato gun victim. "This cavalier attitude makes the risk of injury greater."

Berry, who was attending classes at a local business school, had wanted to enlist in the Air Force at age 17, with his parents' permission. But they told him to wait until he was 18. They were afraid of the threat of war.

Berry's future is uncertain now, but he is dealing with his blindness. Details such as which clothes he wears remain important.

He playfully argues with his parents over whether a favorite shirt features a design of a cartoon bear or lion. He still wakes up each morning and listens to cartoons or "The Jerry Springer Show."

"He has a really good attitude," said his mother, Lisa Berry. "Mine wouldn't be as good."

Berry said he has formed his own opinions about potato guns.

"Don't buy them. They're guns," he said. "Don't look down the barrel of any kind of weapon."


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KEYWORDS: potatogun; stupidpeople
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To: aomagrat
In this case, the projectile was a live frog.

I don't know that I've ever seen data on the ballistic coefficient of a live frog but it can't be optimal. Now sectional density might be something else.
21 posted on 07/15/2003 7:41:40 PM PDT by x1stcav ( HOOAHH!)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Hey hair... can you ping the potato cannon list? :-)
22 posted on 07/15/2003 7:42:58 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: aomagrat
Obviously, a new organization must be formed to deal with this menace - Potato Control, Inc.
23 posted on 07/15/2003 7:43:38 PM PDT by HAL9000
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To: MichaelDammit

I dunno...lemme measure it.

38 Millimeter(1.5 inches) or essentialy, 150 Calibre :)

Think Howitzer :)

24 posted on 07/15/2003 7:45:21 PM PDT by Malsua (ew)
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To: HAL9000; aomagrat
Obviously, a new organization must be formed to deal with this menace - Potato Control, Inc.

If potatoes are banned, only outlaws will have potatoes.

25 posted on 07/15/2003 7:46:56 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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To: squidly
Something wrong with buying guns?

Merely buying the gun sets in motion an inexorable chain of events, all leading to maimed children. Haven't you heard?

26 posted on 07/15/2003 7:47:18 PM PDT by Trailerpark Badass
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To: aomagrat
He playfully argues with his parents over whether a favorite shirt features a design of a cartoon bear or lion. He still wakes up each morning and listens to cartoons or "The Jerry Springer Show."

It's all starting to make sense now...

27 posted on 07/15/2003 7:53:06 PM PDT by Trailerpark Badass
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To: aomagrat
For God's sake! Doesn't anybody give a sh** about that poor frog??? Where is PETA when you need them.
28 posted on 07/15/2003 7:53:13 PM PDT by Grizzly Bear
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To: x1stcav
Did the frog croak?
29 posted on 07/15/2003 7:54:55 PM PDT by irishtenor (My God is omnipotent, sorry about yours. *** Swarming Calvinists Unite!***)
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To: Grizzly Bear; hchutch
For God's sake! Doesn't anybody give a sh** about that poor frog??? Where is PETA when you need them.

You're right. That guy's a sick (expletive deleted) for doing that to a live frog.

Folks like that often graduate to people when doing to animals just doesn't give that thrill any longer.

30 posted on 07/15/2003 7:55:21 PM PDT by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.)
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To: Paleo Conservative
The west wasn't won with a regestered potato.
31 posted on 07/15/2003 7:56:04 PM PDT by irishtenor (My God is omnipotent, sorry about yours. *** Swarming Calvinists Unite!***)
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To: irishtenor
I don't know.

It is difficult on the best of dyas to figure what a frog thinks, they being so inscrutable and all. But I can tell you the last thing that went through its mind.
32 posted on 07/15/2003 7:59:04 PM PDT by x1stcav ( HOOAHH!)
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To: x1stcav
But I can tell you the last thing that went through its mind.

This idiot's eyeballs? :o)

33 posted on 07/15/2003 7:59:54 PM PDT by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.)
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To: x1stcav
I don't know that I've ever seen data on the ballistic coefficient of a live frog but it can't be optimal. Now sectional density might be something else.

I would like to thank you for giving me the idea for my upcoming doctoral dissertation, which will be titled,

An Analysis of the Ballistic Coefficients and Aerodynamic Characteristics of Live and Deceased Members of the American Toad Species (Bufo Americanus), by Luke Skyfreeper

34 posted on 07/15/2003 8:00:30 PM PDT by Luke Skyfreeper
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To: Poohbah
Not exactly. More than likely the frog's a**hole.
35 posted on 07/15/2003 8:00:47 PM PDT by x1stcav ( HOOAHH!)
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To: x1stcav
The frog's mind wasn't in one piece long enough for his a**hole to go through it. :o)

Hypervelocity eyeball-piercing "Green Bullet" frog.

36 posted on 07/15/2003 8:02:06 PM PDT by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.)
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To: aomagrat
Eat a live frog in the morning....
37 posted on 07/15/2003 8:07:52 PM PDT by Ronin (Qui tacet consentit!)
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To: x1stcav
Yes, I know:>) As the frog said as it hit a concrete wall... Dam!
38 posted on 07/15/2003 8:10:42 PM PDT by irishtenor (My God is omnipotent, sorry about yours. *** Swarming Calvinists Unite!***)
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To: Poohbah
"Gimme a match. I think my gas tank is empty."

Reminds me of some joke about a guy checking to see if something was coming by sticking his head where he shouldn't
have. It was. Age 39.

39 posted on 07/15/2003 8:10:52 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Paleo Conservative
I heard the one about what's red and green and goes a thousand
miles an hour, but I don't think it had a cannon in it...
40 posted on 07/15/2003 8:15:46 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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