[sirshackleton]

Ol' Uday and Qusay Hussein
To the Iraqis had been quite a pain
But the publics fortune reversed
When the 101st
Deposited lead in their brains

[sirshackleton]

And here's one to accomodate the OH-DIE and KOO-SIGH pronunciations:

Odai loved very fast cars
Qusai loved Cuban cigars
But the chances are nil
That either named thrill
Will be available at Satan's bazaar

[First Amendment]

Ol' Uday and Qusay Hussein
To the Iraqis had been quite a pain
But the publics fortune reversed
When the 101st
Deposited lead in their brains

ROTFLOL!!! The best laugh I've had in WEEKS!!
You are a genius!