THE WINNING UDAY-QUASAY LIMERICK THIS MORNING ON KRLA 870

dfu | July 23, 2003 | dfu

[doug from upland]

KRLA 870 in Glendale, CA is giving away Disneyland tickets this week. The callers get 15 seconds to be creative and speak about a current issue. I almost won yesterday with a limerick, but today was the lucky day. The prize was four passes for four trips to Disneyland or California Adventure (which sucks big time).

The murdering Uday and Quasay

Liked torture and women and booze-ay

But they ran out of luck

When they didn't hear "duck!"

They're taking their forever snooze-ay

[doug from upland]

Or is it Qusay? Who cares.

[bedolido]

lol... I used to listen to rock on KRLA in the 60's... good times long forgotten (well, brought back). Thanks for the laughs and memories.

[.cnI redruM]

I say, you say, we all say Qusay - NOT!!!!!!!!

[syriacus]

Nice work...and congratulations.

[onyx]

Someone Freep-mailed me this one:

Qusay and Uday are e-day.

[hoosiermama]

Great! Rintense won the quote of the day with:
"Quasay and Uday are eaday"

I sort of like this post from the front/via his "Bro":

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My brother is with the 2nd Battlaion, 1st Armored at the Baghdad Airport ("George W. Bush International", that is). He said they were briefed on the operation early yesterday, and then came the official announcement about 9:30 PM local time. After the briefing yesterday, bro sent me a one line e-mail. It said:

"Uday and Qusay are uckfayed"

I kinda liked that...


113 posted on 07/23/2003 11:59 AM EDT by Defend the Second

[dighton]

Ping for the Light Verse Brigade.

[Zavien Doombringer]

Uday and Quasay

There once were these brothers from Iraq who said, "we cover each others back" The forces attacked the brothers were wacked Now they are lying in a black sack

[sirshackleton]

Ol' Uday and Qusay Hussein
To the Iraqis had been quite a pain
But the publics fortune reversed
When the 101st
Deposited lead in their brains

[jetson]

You say Uday Today? Qusay pay Uday to lay Ray. Nay say Ray to lay by gay Uday. Qusay play with Ray all day in nice way. No lay no pay for Uday. A jay a Day helps Qusay stay away.

[Semper Paratus]

I'll try one:

Hussein's sons while in Mosul,

Stopped in for a pot of gruel,

A neighbor who saw, that they stayed for a chaw,

Dropped a dime and the sons were the gruel.

[hoosiermama]

There once were sons Uday and QUasay
WHo ended up being quite eaday
THeir father said boys
Don't give way your toys
You'll soon be joined by your Dad day!

[Labyrinthos]

15 seconds? Go...

There once were two brothers named Uday and Quasay,

who some people claimed were quite dead.

This was denied,

until they were spied,

sprawled out on the floor without heads.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

The brothers Uday and Qusay,
Were aces and not a mere deuce-a,
But when blown to shards,
Those devilish cards,
Found their guts had gone terribly loose-a.

[austinTparty]

Okay, I apologize in advance, but... (*ahem* to the tune of The Song of the South's "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah")

A clip into Qusay
and a clip in Uday
My, oh my it's bigtime payback day! Plenty of firepower headed their way
So another clip into Qusay
and one more for Uday

Missed that Blackbird above their shoulders?
They went poof! In Iraq you'll
see ev'rything is now satisfactch'll
Unload a clip in Qusay, and a clip in Uday:
They're beyond feeling, dead Qusay and Uday!

[Physicist]

MANSION FOR SALE: Its location
In Mosul is great for vacations,
Although it looks dated,
It's well-ventilated,
And comes with two floor decorations.

[Semper Paratus]

How about for the winner a T shirt that says:

"I won the uday qusay limerick contest and all I got was this lousy T shirt!"

[SpinnerWebb]

At a young defector's urgin'
Uday and Qusay got their purgin'
Uday's teeth were cleft
And the mess that was left
Couldn't be saved by a surgeon.

[hoosiermama]

Look what you started!
ROFLOL!

Oh do we need the laughter!