Charge: Father, Daughter Married (Is it Okay With Sandra Day O'Connor?)

Mobile Register ^ | 07/25/03 | KAREN TOLKKINEN

[ClearCase_guy]

Well ... the sodomy ... it happens.
Well ... the incest ... it happens.
Well ... the bigamy ... it happens.

But don't worry -- nobody's EVER going to try to marry their dog! Trust me!

[wideawake]

My mistake.

[johnb838]

I'm waiting for someone to marry a 12 year old and use it for a test case. After all, who are we to judge?

[tru_degenerate]

No, I don't think that's true. Second cousins maybe.

[Phantom Lord]

NC has dodged a bullet here. Now the eventual story from a trailer park in Clayton won't be the first.

[ErnBatavia]

First cousins are borderline ok to marry. I'm not sure if all states ban them or not.

Yeah...this goofball said he checked out the legality of it all. He justified it by saying they'd never breed since "the factory is closed".

[Phantom Lord]

Still a bit distasteful. Inbreeding, even when it doesn't cause overt birth defects, results in weaker, less intelligent, less attractive children. Outbreeding results in the opposite.

I know many "outbreeding" people who are as ugly as they are dumb.

[Naspino]

Doing a google search for "man arrested sex" then insert animal of choice turned up quite a bit. I would post it but one in particular but its too disturbing. Needless to say it will one day be brought before the supreme court as soon as pedophelia is determined a privacy right.

[Phantom Lord]

But don't worry -- nobody's EVER going to try to marry their dog! Trust me!

That story will also come from Alabamastan. Headline will read... A man, his pickup, and his dog

[ClearCase_guy]

Second cousins maybe.

So, you could start by marrying your second-counsin first. Then divorce them. Then you could marry your first-cousin. If anyone says "Hey, is that your first cousin?" well, you just say "Naw, this here's my second cousin."

[sonserae]

Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 year old cousin. How's that?

[Constitution Day]

LMAO!

"Jes' call me Uncle Daddy."

[twigs]

results in weaker, less intelligent, less attractive children.

Not necessarily. Depends. Most of my ancestors were all related and many of them were first cousins. Longevity and good health (physical and mental) runs through that side of the family.

[tru_degenerate]

LMAO

[Hodar]

Todays she's my sister;
Ta'morrow she'll be my wife!
Gosh, I've known her;
most all of my life.
She's thirteen;
and ah'm thirty-three.
If she's good enough fer 'pa;
then she's good enuff fer me!

[gcruse]

Bob and Carrol and Ted and Alice...

If we don't quit giving guys girl's names,
Mother's and Father's Day are going to have go generic.
Maybe combine them into Other's Day.

[BushCountry]

They were still being held in the Mobile County Metro Jail, with bond set at $8,500 for each, officials said.

He or she can't raise the money required for a $8,500 bond? I guess they don't have the lastest trailer.

[sonserae]

I just read the book "Middlesex".
It's about an hermaphrodite. Apparently, his parents were cousins and his grandparents brother and sister. They came from Greece. They outlawed incestual marriage because of such mutations occurring.

[Conspiracy Guy]

"Incestuous marriages are forbidden in all states, in part due to fears about genetic mutation and child abuse."

That would explain John Kerry's sister mommy.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I posted the bright side of this.