To: AmericanInTokyo
Dude, you are an AWESOME Freeper in my book! Always have been. Always will be.
Between the North Koreans and corrupt US politicos, you always seem to have the bad guys on the run. We need a hundred more like you, especially in the media. Thanks again AIT! MEGA BOOKMARK
To: LiberalsWorstNightmare
Why, thank you very much LWN. They wil indeed try to run and hide, but essentially, they have been busted big time. :-)
181 posted on
07/28/2003 12:26:32 PM PDT by
AmericanInTokyo
(Still think the Administration's BIG failure was not to dispense with N.Korea before Iraq!)
To: LiberalsWorstNightmare; All
Humor Break:
A man walks into a grocery store and asks employee Jim, standing near the vegetable area, for half a head of lettuce. Jim tells the man he thinks lettuce is only sold by the head, but he will consult with the manager.
So Jim finds Bob, the manager, in a back area of the store and says: "Some jerk wants to buy half a head of lettuce." Then, noticing out of the corner of his eye the customer is standing right behind and has heard, Jim motions to him and adds: "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."
A little later, Bob mentions how important it is to maintain customer relations, and tells Jim he is very impressed with employees who can think fast on their feet. Jim thanks him and they continue their chat until Jim mentions he recently moved from Canada.
Bob asks why he left. Jim tells him he couldn't stand living in a country full of whores and hockey players.
Bob's face shows displeasure as he says: "My wife is from Canada." To this, Jim immediately replies:
"Which team did she play for?"
182 posted on
07/28/2003 12:27:05 PM PDT by
Mad Dawgg
(French: old Europe word meaning surrender)
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