Oh, you'll love this one.
Two young women in the village of Gambell narrowly escaped serious injury one night recently when they used a cigarette lighter to check the fuel level in a four-wheeler's tank while stealing gasoline at the village's fuel depot, Alaska State Troopers said Wednesday.
Earlier in the day, the two women received e-mails from an unknown address with a .zip file attachment. Even though they did not know what was in the file and why they received it, they opened the attachment anyway and discovered it contained an HTML file. Even though they did not know what the HTML file contained, they opened it anyway. Their computer was infected with a virus and they blamed Microsoft.
They got on their four-wheelers and were on their way to Redmond to yell at Bill Gates when they discovered they had no gas and had to steal it.