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USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Camp Run-A-Muck ~ WooHoo! ~ AUGUST 8, 2003
My "voices" & "kitty-katz", and FRiends of the Canteen

Posted on 08/08/2003 2:37:41 AM PDT by tomkow6


For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who served in
The United States Armed Forces.
 

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom?
Support The United States Armed Forces Today!
 

 

Yeah, Radix's got his "Radixionary",

 

but me & my "voices" got somethin' BETTER!

one man's trash is another man's treasure!

Today, we're gonna' try & shed some light on something...

7 entries found for humor.

hu·mor    (hymr)

n.

1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.

2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.

3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd. See Synonyms at wit1.

4. One of the four fluids of the body, blood, phlegm, choler, and black bile, whose relative proportions were thought in ancient and medieval physiology to determine a person's disposition and general health.

5. Physiology.

    a.  A body fluid, such as blood, lymph, or bile.

    b. Aqueous humor.

    c. Vitreous humor.

6. A person's characteristic disposition or temperament: a boy of sullen humor.

7. An often temporary state of mind; a mood: I'm in no humor to argue.

     a.  A sudden, unanticipated whim. See Synonyms at mood1.

     b. Capricious or peculiar behavior.

Humorous Pictures:

 

 

SLAPSTICK HUMOR!

Welcome to Camp RUN-A-MUK!

 

Where the Plan Of the Day is: Mirth...Merriment...and FUN!
Kick back! Relax! Tell a joke or two! Have a brew !

The BAR is OPEN!  We've got Eye candy...Mind candy...and 

Chicken soup for the soul!

Today's Feature: (....if you haven't guessed....)

HUMOR!

BLONDE HUMOR!


 Little Blonde FReeper !!

A blonde, Ms Feather, walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Ms Feather hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Ms Feather returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Ms Feather, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" 

Ms Feather replies......................

"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" 

Finally, a smart blonde.

Where's Tom? He might be here!

 

DIRTY Humor:

We ain't EVEN goin' there!

Me & my "voices" get into enough trouble....

Please share your HUMOR with us &

the TROOPS!

 



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To: tomkow6
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel "
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Too funny, too funny! Off to email.

341 posted on 08/08/2003 7:38:55 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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To: LaDivaLoca
You are a very funny person LaDivaLoca.

Has anyone ever told you that the Canteen is a serious place, and that we take the morale of the Troops seriously?
342 posted on 08/08/2003 7:40:12 PM PDT by Radix (Pancakes on Wednesday!)
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To: tomkow6
Good night Tom, Great Camp today!!

Thanks for everything.
343 posted on 08/08/2003 7:40:27 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: bentfeather
I love the white and yellow cat's "pose."

Some other sleeping cats from that site:







Somebody posted the "hugging teddybear" one the other night. I love it! That kitty and the ones in the next pic know that cuddling is good for the soul. ;)
344 posted on 08/08/2003 7:40:48 PM PDT by Fawnn (I think therefore I'm halfway there....)
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To: LaDivaLoca
Something is not right with my tummy. Must be all those donuts and pancakes I ate.

LOL!

345 posted on 08/08/2003 7:41:36 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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To: tomkow6; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Kathy in Alaska; bentfeather; AntiJen; MoJo2001; Mo1; SAMWolf; ..
Well, it's time.

In a few days, I will hop in La Contessa, kiss Mrs.Cut and Mini Cut goodbye, and , tears straming, point her nose north. I'll drive to Maine, where, after checking aboard VP-10, I'll be sent...Well, I still don't know where. I just know I've been told to pack for warm weather.

Sailors, for countless years have done the same thing. I shouldn't be worried or sad, but how can one not be, with a month-old son who is just starting to...LOOK at you? Well, can't think about it...I just have to DO it, just as I've done my duty now for ten years. This is the first time I'll leave a family behind, though.

(ahem) Back in 2001, the day after Black Tuesday, I logged on to FR and, for the first time since discovering it, registered. i quickly found the Canteen thread, which became a place I loved to go in cyberspace.

You ALL were there, day after day, like FRiends at a favorite pub at the end of the day, with a warm fire and a cold beer, and with Old Glory, ever flying. I immediately felt at home, and i took great pleasure in sharing my job and life with you all. I told you of my students, the Lads, whom I trained with all the skill and leadership I knew, and then learned more. You were there on the dark, dark day when Mrs. Cut lost our first baby, to offfer comfort and prayers, all of which warmed our cold souls that day.

you were also there to share in our joy as Mini Cut entered our lives (he's doing fine, by the way! he's gained ten ounces since he was born a month ago).

All through it, you ALWAYS placed first and foremost, those Sailors, Soldiers, Marines, and Airmen who have served, and continue to serve, our country in these dark days of war. in the face of those traitors (and that is the only word that fits) who slander and smear us, you stood the ground, and held the hill, for us back home. I...WE all thank you, from the bottom of our hearts.

(cough) I'll be leaving now, to join those already overseas, to, FINALLY, do my part in full. To do what I was trained for, and to do it to the best of my abilities, as those who came before me did. However, this is not an opus.

I WILL be gone from fr for a while...six months, at least. I do not know how the 'net service will be wherever I wind up, so this will be more of a "thank you" than a goodbye.

Know, my FRiends, that I will think of you, during the long, lonely, and dangerous times ahead. I KNOW that you will think of me, Mrs. Cut, and all those in our predicament, and that you will offer prayers and support, as much as you can. Know ye, it will be appreciated.

Not much else to say, I guess, or I may just break down. So, let me put on my peacoat, sling my seabag over a shoulder, straighten my dixie cup, and depart.

I'll see you all in six. Stay safe, stay alert, and keep the home fires burnin!

P.S.-If I missed anyone in this ping list, it wasn't intentional. i tried to ping everyone I knew to it.

346 posted on 08/08/2003 7:42:52 PM PDT by Long Cut (AFT CLEAR, STANDING BY ON TWO, FLIGHT!!!!)
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To: LaDivaLoca

347 posted on 08/08/2003 7:43:18 PM PDT by Radix (I would not Bull you.)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub

Tonk, what did you do to that swan? ROTFLAMO!

348 posted on 08/08/2003 7:43:48 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: bentfeather
What are you doing?
349 posted on 08/08/2003 7:44:15 PM PDT by Radix (I am just curious.)
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To: tomkow6
hello
350 posted on 08/08/2003 7:44:42 PM PDT by Radix (How do you like me now?)
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To: Long Cut
God Bless you, Long Cut! May God protect and watch over you while you defend America. May God protect and watch over your beautiful family while you are away. Stay safe and come home soon. We will leave the light on. *HUGS* So? Don't think of this as a goodbye. Just a see you later.
351 posted on 08/08/2003 7:46:21 PM PDT by MoJo2001 (And people wonder why we're so strange)
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To: Long Cut
God Bless You Brother
May the wind be at your back and the seas calm.
We'll be like Motel 6 and leave the light on for you.
352 posted on 08/08/2003 7:48:33 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Long Cut: Thank You for your service to our country.)
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To: Radix
Yes sir! As you can see I have my serious faces, one for each day.


353 posted on 08/08/2003 7:48:42 PM PDT by LaDivaLoca (Ooooppppssss! Diva can't count.)
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To: Long Cut
I promise to carry a banner for you Long Cut.

You are my hero, and I will always respect you for your sacrifice.

Thank you.
354 posted on 08/08/2003 7:48:43 PM PDT by Radix (Don't you think that a silly Tag Line would be inappropriate after a post such as this?)
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To: Long Cut
Not much else to say, I guess, or I may just break down. So, let me put on my peacoat, sling my seabag over a shoulder, straighten my dixie cup, and depart.

{{{HUGS}}} .. Stay safe Long Cut and God Bless you and your lovely family. Thank you for all you wonderful thoughtfull posts and must of all Thank You for your service to our country.

I look forward to hearing from you soon from where ever you are being sent and if not then, when you come back home.

355 posted on 08/08/2003 7:53:50 PM PDT by Mo1 (I have nothing to add .. just want to see if I make the cut and paste ;0))
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To: bentfeather
ROTFLOL on the dragons!!! Here's more


356 posted on 08/08/2003 7:56:44 PM PDT by LaDivaLoca (Ooooppppssss! Diva can't count.)
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To: Long Cut

Oh Long Cut, you know you are never far away from our hearts in the Canteen. The tough part for you is leaving your little family.
We will be here for you and all the guys and gals leaving.
We will be here for Mrs Cut and Mini Cut and Mini Beagle

I know you will go where your orders tell you, that's the kind of guy you are. Like thousands of others. You will do your duty and for that Long Cut, I Thank You.

God be with you.

bentfeather


357 posted on 08/08/2003 7:58:12 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: Long Cut; Mrs. Cut
You stay safe, sailor, and hurry home. We will miss you terribly. If Mrs. Cut needs anything in your absence, I know the folks here would be more than happy to help her out. Same goes for Mini-Cut.

(Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. : ( I miss you already, buddy.)

Your Pal -
DaughterOfANavyMan
358 posted on 08/08/2003 8:01:19 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.)
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To: Long Cut; Mrs. Cut

God speed, Long Cut! Our prayers go with you wherever you may be. And our prayers are also with Mrs Cut and Mini Cut.


359 posted on 08/08/2003 8:03:45 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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To: LaDivaLoca
These are great Diva!!
360 posted on 08/08/2003 8:05:58 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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