Mary Carey for Governor website is up

Mary Carey for Governor ^ | August 7, 2003 | Mary Carey

[JohnnyZ]

Mary Carey for Governor!

Welcome to the official campaign website for Kick Ass Pictures contract girl, and California gubernatorial candidate, Mary Carey!

My Gubernatorial Platform

The most important issue facing California right now is our budget deficit. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political outsider,” I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them:

1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination. And besides, seeing two women saying “I Do” and kiss each other is hot!

2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)

3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.

4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing California’s deficit. (We will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians!)

5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets. If more guys had orgasms, they'd be less violent!

6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

To contact the Mary Carey for Governor Campaign regarding contributions or media inquiries, please e-mail inquiries@marycareyforgovernor.com today!

© Copyright 2003 MaryCareyForGovernor.com

[JohnnyZ]

She doesn't sound very conservative. Well, she's free market-oriented, at least. Almost libertarian. Oh, and they're real.

[evolved_rage]

I guess Klintoon will stop helping Davis...heheh he...BOTH Klintoons...

[randog]

...seeing two women saying “I Do” and kiss each other is hot!

Miss Carey needs to get out more often--the kind of women that want to marry each other are anything but "hot".

[JohnnyZ]

*Ping*

Two massive developments in the California Recall!

[Jay D. Dyson]

She doesn't sound very conservative. Well, she's free market-oriented, at least. Almost libertarian. Oh, and they're real.

I'll be damned. A porn star has a platform, but Schwarzenegger doesn't.

She may not have name recognition, but her pics are practically guaranteed to get the Horny Male Vote. ; )

-Jay

[Republican Wildcat]

Is this seriously her "official" campaign website? When it comes to a candidate like this, parody and reality are indistinguishable.

[breakem]

I think she's on the ballot as "Mary Carey" Cook.

[NautiNurse]

Only in America California...

[breakem]

Porn for Pistols. I think it's a gun turn in program. You turn one in and get a porn flick. This again boosts Cal economy since so many pron flicks are made in Cal. Business will boom.

[breakem]

She has clearly made some good points so far.

[So Cal Rocket]

Please keep me abreast of breaking news on this topic.

[breakem]

Stay tuned to the news front.

[Nachum]

Where's Pat Paulson when you need him?

[Luis Gonzalez]

I think I just voted for her...

[BlackElk]

She is probably a lot more conservatiove than Aaaaaaahnold. At least her propfessional life is not a lie. She cannot be an advocate of less moral policies than Aaaaaaahnold. She looks a lot better than Aaaaaaahnold. She does not walk or talk like a robot or play one in the movies, much less intend to play one in Sacramento. . Unlike Aaaaahnold, she has never had multiple bypass surgery and is therefore probably healthier. She is not related to Ted Kennedy. Though she has, ummmm, proposals for voluntary turning in of guns (not a very good idea but at least voluntary), she does not seek more actual gon controls like RINO Aaaaaahnold or outright warrantless door-to-door confiscation schemes like RINO Riordan who is RINO Aaaaaahnold's policy guru (all extremely bad and unconstitutional ideas).

[JohnnyZ]

Miss Carey needs to get out more often--the kind of women that want to marry each other are anything but "hot".

I agree, that one was kind of forced. But she had to get the lesbian bit in there somehow. One of her beliefs is that all women are bisexual. And her porn career was strictly lesbian for the first year or two.

See, I've been doing my homework on this one. And what fun it's been . . . ;)

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

This post should be zotted immediately. FreeRepublic is a conservative, family oriented website. We don't need trash like this clogging up the server.

[hosepipe]

A real whore for governor... WHAT A CONCEPT!...

[ChewedGum]

This would be extremely funny...if it were a joke.

Gum

[kcordell]

One of the FNC analyst gave out some stats this morning and it was revealed that "Carey had the largest war chest" of all who are running.