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Gun in Oven Shoots Woman
Associated Press ^ | 08/13/03 | Staff Writer

Posted on 08/13/2003 1:33:33 PM PDT by bedolido

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To: nothingnew
I think you mean "If the oven mitt don't fit, you must acquit!"
61 posted on 08/13/2003 3:57:26 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

62 posted on 08/13/2003 3:59:09 PM PDT by mhking
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To: andy58-in-nh
Heh heh heh...better yet.

FMCDH

63 posted on 08/13/2003 4:03:02 PM PDT by nothingnew (I've changed my tagline and will tell no one what it is until I'm on the Jay Leno show!)
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Darwin nominee

Darwin nominee's have to do something really stupid that results in their genes being removed from the gene pool PERMANENTLY.

64 posted on 08/13/2003 4:03:31 PM PDT by cinFLA
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To: Servant of the Nine
Why?

'cause it beats that place where the sun don't shine?<>FMCDH

65 posted on 08/13/2003 4:05:36 PM PDT by nothingnew (I've changed my tagline and will tell no one what it is until I'm on the Jay Leno show!)
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To: nothingnew
Free Market Conservative Die Hard?
66 posted on 08/13/2003 4:05:45 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: bedolido
What was she cooking?

Pop Tarts?
Popcorn?
Bangers?
Fruitcake!
67 posted on 08/13/2003 4:15:38 PM PDT by gitmo (Moderation in all things? Isn't that a little extreme?)
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To: ko_kyi
LOL!!!
68 posted on 08/13/2003 4:17:35 PM PDT by stands2reason ( Catholic Freepers: Have you ever read "A Canticle for Leibowitz"?)
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To: andy58-in-nh
Free Market Conservative Die Hard?

From

My

Cold

Dead

Hands

FMCDH

69 posted on 08/13/2003 4:28:45 PM PDT by nothingnew (I've changed my tagline and will tell no one what it is until I'm on the Jay Leno show!)
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To: rolling_stone
No, the cheese section.
70 posted on 08/13/2003 4:29:25 PM PDT by sarasmom (Punish France, Ignore Germany, Forgive Russia. Canada-well they ARE mostly French)
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To: Eaker
I have heard of a wife of an officer washing his gun in a dishwasher.

Husband had to buy his wife a new dishwasher.

She was lucky it didn't hurt her just killed the dishwasher.

What I have to ask myself is how did a 17yr old get a gun?
Isn't there a law that a person has to be 21 before they can buy a gun?



71 posted on 08/13/2003 4:34:01 PM PDT by blackbirdphleps (oklahoma housewife)
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To: 2oakes; dogbrain; Flint

"actually, we're the same person, only different people."

72 posted on 08/13/2003 4:35:39 PM PDT by stands2reason ( Catholic Freepers: Have you ever read "A Canticle for Leibowitz"?)
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To: in the Arena
ROFL!!!
73 posted on 08/13/2003 4:36:42 PM PDT by stands2reason ( Catholic Freepers: Have you ever read "A Canticle for Leibowitz"?)
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To: nothingnew
Much better - and I agree!
74 posted on 08/13/2003 4:38:17 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: Lazamataz
LOL

75 posted on 08/13/2003 4:38:45 PM PDT by swheats (may she have a speedy recovery)
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To: nothingnew
Shouldn't that read: From My Hot Old Oven ;^)
76 posted on 08/13/2003 4:40:46 PM PDT by BMCDA
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To: andy58-in-nh
I think you mean "If the oven mitt don't fit, you must acquit!"

LMAO!!!

77 posted on 08/13/2003 4:42:52 PM PDT by BMCDA
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To: blackbirdphleps
What I have to ask myself is how did a 17yr old get a gun?

This probably accounts for why he was arrested even though he didn't fire the shot.

78 posted on 08/13/2003 4:43:37 PM PDT by Eaker (This is OUR country; let's take it back!!!!!)
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To: bedolido
Just wait until she lifts the lid on the pot of C-4 she has simmering on the front burner.
79 posted on 08/13/2003 4:44:52 PM PDT by ido_now
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To: bedolido
What, you mean they were doing something wrong? "LOVE IS A WARM GUN!"
80 posted on 08/13/2003 4:57:11 PM PDT by Lockbar
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