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To: Velveeta
Pinched nerve... hmmmmm! No, wait, I know! He had undiagnosed Spastic Speech Syndrome! This odd syndrome makes a person blurt out inappropriate words in the middle of a normal conversation.

"Amber, you are the light REDRUM! of my life. I can't live DIE! without you, sweetie. I didn't YES! do anything..."
69 posted on 08/25/2003 9:17:02 PM PDT by Devil_Anse
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To: Devil_Anse
He had undiagnosed Spastic Speech Syndrome! This odd syndrome makes a person blurt out inappropriate words in the middle of a normal conversation.

The proper DSM-IV term for that would be: Amberette Syndrome

Recent studies report a close link between Amberette Syndrome and Killthebrunette Syndrome. Initial (unconfirmed) reports suggest that peddling manure and the unresloved conflict of yearning for a Corvette and a Bimbette, contribute to the disastrous consequences.

The good news is that a combination of three drugs (sodium pentothal, an anesthetic which puts the afflicted to sleep; Pancuronium, which paralyzes the muscles and stops breathing; and potassium chloride, which stops the heart)permanently cures this syndrome.

71 posted on 08/25/2003 9:47:31 PM PDT by Velveeta
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