Wedded Bliss (Ithaca lesbians travel to Canada for wedding)

©Ithaca Times 2003 ^ | August 27, 2003 | By:M. Tye Wolfe

[Salgak]

Really, fill out the wrong federal form incorrectly, even as an accident, and you're up for a long visit to a low-grade federal housing project.

OTOH, the Feds would lock them up in a building filled with. . .women.

[.cnI redruM]

Canada would save effort checking them through at the border if they just annexed Ithaca. We could send in the 10th Mtn to make it happen.


I liked CORNELL PROFESSOR Cynthia McKinney going North. I just don't think she went far enough.

[Alouette]

people are introduced to people who are human," says Kelly

As opposed to people who are...?

[csvset]

Here's the blushing bride..

Yikes!

[dfwgator]

I think in some cases women become lesbian because they know no man would ever have them. Lesbians obviously aren't as picky on looks. Beats living alone I guess.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

I've notice a lot of Ithaca liberals now use "human" as a synonym for "enlightened liberal." Meaning, I guess that conservatives are somehow not human.

Any one else notice the eerie similarity between that tactic and how the Nazis and slave-owners justified their own actions?

[IGOTMINE]

Stereotypes.

[TheBigB]

Chandelier.

[ArrogantBustard]

Bride?!?!?! It looks like Jay Leno.

[ClearCase_guy]

I guess I had not noticed that use of "human". Are you aware of the "bright" nomenclature? The idea is that people who buy into the whole secular humanist way of thinking are "brights" and the rest of the people (I suppose) are "not-so-bright".

Orwell had the Left pegged a long time ago. They use language as a weapon, and the words mean anything they want the words to mean.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

The stunning couple would like to announce, for those who have yet to send a gift, that they are registered at Snap-On Tools.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

I think you mean STRAP on tools
;-)

[TheBigB]

And, from appearances, they are also registered at the International House of Pancakes.

[jriemer]

That's a man, baby!

[Born Conservative]

How can you STAND to live in Ithaca? It's beautiful scenery up there, but my bp would go so high I would probably stroke out!

[Behind Liberal Lines]

All I can say is Thank God for Free Republic.

[lilylangtree]

Traveled to Canada to get married but will stay in the US for the divorce (probably?), just like the male gay couple from TX who traveled to VT to get married. After a month, they filed for divorce in TX because getting a divorce in VT would take too long and be more expensive. TX Attorney General said the state doesn't recognize gay unions. So the couple sued. About 8 months later Canada recognizes gay unions followed by SCOTUS ruling knocking down states rights that didn't recognize queer unions. Wonder what the hidden agenda is for these two queers?

[Plutarch]

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that lesbians tend not to be overly esthetically endowed?

Imagine we could take a magic beauty wand, and transform these two into this immediately:

How long would they remain together as woman and wife? A week?

[Behind Liberal Lines]

It's hardly hidden. They are going to argue that it is discrimination for the U.S., in light of the recent SCt decision, to recognize foreign heterosexual marriages but not foreign gay ones.

[You Dirty Rats]

They're not lesbians; they're dykes.

Lesbians are good-looking; dykes are not.