[Porterville]

FreeRepublic has made me laugh made me cry,
Write Poetry when girls crushed by bulldozers die,
Made me angry when Anti War protesters cackle,
Touched my heart when Avila liberals are treated like Mackrel, (Shark attack)
Made me dance when Hillary is wearing old crusty,
Eat my words when proven that Arnolds a Demi,
See that Liberatarians are as essential as Greens,
Learn that Disney is invested in cartoons and porno scenes,
That Michael Moore made up stuff about guns in a vault,
And that Barbara Streisand is one b!tch I'd like to assu.. (no violence please)
That Michael Jackson is a pervert with too many kids,
And that New York liberal journalist rule the op-eds...

[SierraWasp]

Hay! That's right fine poliditry (politickle poetry)!!!

Sometimes FR keeps me in a perpetual state of pistoffedness!!! Then, when nobody agrees with me, I finally hafta realize that I'm full of it!!! Then I can git sum sound sleep without countin sheep!!!

There, smarty britches. Lessee ya make up a poem 'bout that. (grin)