[SierraWasp]

Hay! That's right fine poliditry (politickle poetry)!!!

Sometimes FR keeps me in a perpetual state of pistoffedness!!! Then, when nobody agrees with me, I finally hafta realize that I'm full of it!!! Then I can git sum sound sleep without countin sheep!!!

There, smarty britches. Lessee ya make up a poem 'bout that. (grin)

[eldoradude]

There once was a man from Cool

Who stood up and said, "Ah aynt no fule"

"Iffen ya don'et like the way I spel"

"Vote dumbacrat an go ta hel"

"Cuz ima produck uva pubic skool!"

[Porterville]

Once in awhile when I get off of work,
I sit down at the computer and feel like a jerk,
Think about eBay, Drudge, Hotmail, and Porn,
But decide that I'm interested in political scorn,
So I pull up a seat and reach for a beer,
Find a scandalous article about Hillary, Dean, and/or Cher
Wet panty waist liberals scum after their muck,
I prep for response ready with bulllsh!t to huck ,
They perk up my dark side, my disgust, my aggression,
I ready my missiles for a liberal-RINO bashing session,
I rip into them like a dog-faced stepchile,
I levy a force of senseless nonsensical bile,
Republicans calling themselves conservative prophets,
Spinning their rhymes of self-serving sophist,

The constant clatter “Oh Kobe he is a such a creep”
Averting their eyes of twisted fields the accuser tends reap,
Platitudes about unethical Democrat sinners in office,
Rejoicing of Arnold, young buddies, and some hooker orifice,

Oh, the bennies I get from the FreeRepublic,
To call out the hypocrites on the carpet,
To recognize many times I don’t really care,
Because somedays....I just cant contro.....
That crazy unruly, that relentless hare… …

Hows that???

[Porterville]

Once in awhile when I get off of work,
I sit down at the computer and feel like a jerk,
Think about eBay, Drudge, Hotmail, and Porn,
But decide that I'm interested in political scorn,
So I pull up a seat and reach for a beer,
Find a scandalous article about Hillary, Dean, and/or Cher
Wet panty waist liberals scum after their muck,
I prep for response ready with bulllsh!t to huck ,
They perk up my dark side, my disgust, my aggression,
I ready my missiles for a liberal-RINO bashing session,
I rip into them like a dog-faced stepchile,
I levy a force of senseless nonsensical bile,
Republicans calling themselves conservative prophets,
Spinning their rhymes of self-serving sophist,

The constant clatter “Oh Kobe he is a such a creep”
Averting their eyes of twisted fields, the accuser, tends reap,
Platitudes about unethical Democrat sinners in office,
Rejoicing of Arnold, young buddies, and some hooker orifice,

Oh, the bennies I get from the FreeRepublic,
To call out the hypocrites on the carpet,
To recognize many times I don’t really care,
Because somedays....I just cant control.....
That crazy unruly, that relentless hare… …

Hows that???

[dixiechick2000]

Hey, you! How ar'ya?

I thawt Po'ta'ville's last effurt was dang good,
but not good enuff to be posted two tahms.

Hey, Po'ta'ville...nice ta' meet'cha.