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How gay is your car? ("closeted" gay cars were the Audi A3, Chrysler PT Cruiser and Fiat Multipla.)
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Posted on 09/01/2003 6:55:05 PM PDT by chance33_98

How gay is your car?

A French website dedicated to gay motoring enthusiasts, Clubautorainbow as well as the Daily Telegraph gave the Peugeot 206cc the thumbs up for Gay Car of The Year.

The website says the winning qualities of the 206cc include originality, unconventionality and its design. Then of course there is also the fact that a lot of gay people have bought the little French drop-top.

The runner-up for the website's title was the MINI Cooper and the third prize went to the New Beetle. Other firm favourites in the running were the Smart City Coupé and Mercedes SLK.

Cars that were just "gay enough" were the BMW Z4, Jeep Wrangler, Porsche Boxster and the VW Golf.

Among the "closeted" gay cars were the Audi A3, Chrysler PT Cruiser and Fiat Multipla.

The Daily Telegraph's choice for the top gay car were also the topless Peugeot with the Smart, Mini Cooper, Mercedes SLK and New Beetle short on its heels.

According to the Telegraph heterosexual cars include the Lamborghini Murcielago, Ferrari Enzo and Alfa Romeos. The Renault Scenic and the Citroën C5 are apparently super-straight cars.


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1 posted on 09/01/2003 6:55:07 PM PDT by chance33_98
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To: chance33_98
I guess that Ford F-150 doesn't make the grade, TG!
2 posted on 09/01/2003 6:56:55 PM PDT by annyokie (One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.)
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To: mhking
Ping!
3 posted on 09/01/2003 6:58:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: chance33_98
What nonsense.

Anyone who doesn't walk or build their own flying machine is gay.

I tell you, the garbage posted at this great site...

4 posted on 09/01/2003 6:58:12 PM PDT by tallhappy
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To: chance33_98
Ford Bronco, as hetero as they come.
5 posted on 09/01/2003 6:59:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: chance33_98
The Porsche Boxter is gay?
6 posted on 09/01/2003 7:00:23 PM PDT by Bogey78O (The Clinton's have pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured/killed -Peach)
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To: chance33_98
Chevy S-10. Definately NOT gay.
7 posted on 09/01/2003 7:00:33 PM PDT by LibKill (Heaven frowns on all things french, and democrat, AND ESPECIALLY CAT.)
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To: annyokie
Well, at least there aren't ANY motorcycles on that list. =)
8 posted on 09/01/2003 7:00:38 PM PDT by PokeyJoe (Don't talk about my armchair unless you know how to pull the recliner lever.)
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To: chance33_98
Cars that were just "gay enough" were the BMW Z4, Jeep Wrangler, Porsche Boxster and the VW Golf.

....And any car with that faggot rainbow bumpersticker.

9 posted on 09/01/2003 7:00:54 PM PDT by Godebert
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To: chance33_98
Chicks love my Saab 9-3.
10 posted on 09/01/2003 7:01:10 PM PDT by HitmanLV (I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.)
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To: chance33_98
I used to have a VW Cabriolet.
11 posted on 09/01/2003 7:02:25 PM PDT by RichInOC (Is it October 7 yet?)
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To: chance33_98
Great, my boss just gave me his purple Special Edition Chrysler PT Cruiser with flames on the side. Now everyone is going to think I'm gay. After I tell my husband about this, he'll never drive the thing again.
12 posted on 09/01/2003 7:02:38 PM PDT by muggs
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To: chance33_98
What about my pink and white Nash Metropolitan?
13 posted on 09/01/2003 7:02:53 PM PDT by whereasandsoforth (tagged for migratory purposes only)
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To: chance33_98
As a recently former resident of Madison, WI, I can say unequivically that the ultimate gay car is any Subaru. There is about a 98% chance that any Subaru you see has a little rainbow sticker on it somewhere. Behind the Subaru is anything that looks like a Geo Tracker.
I own two Volvo's, a mini-van and a Citroen. To avoid being confused as a sweater wearing tree hugger, I've slapped prominant Bush/Cheney stickers on my Volvo's. I don't drive the Citroen anymore. I'm pretty sure I'd be shot at. I may just paint it yellow, put a white flag on the antenna and enter it in a demo derby.
14 posted on 09/01/2003 7:03:12 PM PDT by Rokke
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To: chance33_98
How about the Grand Prix ?

15 posted on 09/01/2003 7:03:51 PM PDT by TRY ONE (")
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To: PokeyJoe
No kidding! No leathers or "rice grinders" to defend on this thread!
16 posted on 09/01/2003 7:06:48 PM PDT by annyokie (One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.)
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To: muggs
After I tell my husband about this, he'll never drive the thing again.

You're OK. The PT Cruiser is only a gay car if the owner is male.

Chick PT cruiser owners are just Barry Manilow fans.

17 posted on 09/01/2003 7:07:10 PM PDT by HIDEK6
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To: Senator Pardek
I picture you in a Mini Cooper.
18 posted on 09/01/2003 7:08:02 PM PDT by LurkerNoMore!
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To: shaggy eel
LOL!

I guess you're safe, shaggy! :)

19 posted on 09/01/2003 7:08:18 PM PDT by kstewskis (Real men drive cars...you can drool over...)
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To: chance33_98
What is an Audi A-3 ???
20 posted on 09/01/2003 7:08:21 PM PDT by cmsgop (If you Sprinkle When You Tinkle,...Be a Sweetie and Wipe the Seatie......)
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To: chance33_98
Well, I have a Jeep Grand Cherokee, a Porsche and a PT Cruiser. The ladies like them all, and I haven't been approached by one single homo.
21 posted on 09/01/2003 7:08:47 PM PDT by TommyDale
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To: chance33_98
Let's be both honest and realistic about this. Any car newer than mine is gay.
22 posted on 09/01/2003 7:10:17 PM PDT by per loin
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To: chance33_98

You be the judge.

PS: my car (seriously!):

23 posted on 09/01/2003 7:10:19 PM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: cmsgop
Audi A-3:


24 posted on 09/01/2003 7:10:39 PM PDT by chance33_98 (WWJD - What would Jefferson Do?)
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To: Rokke
You talking about the Lesbaru? :-)

As a recently former resident of Madison, WI, I can say unequivically that the ultimate gay car is any Subaru.

25 posted on 09/01/2003 7:10:46 PM PDT by Salo
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To: chance33_98
How gay is your car?

It's questions like this that convince me that all is still well with the world! ;-)

26 posted on 09/01/2003 7:11:19 PM PDT by Scenic Sounds
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To: PokeyJoe; annyokie
Well, at least there aren't ANY motorcycles on that list. =)

I wouldn't be so sure of that.

Harley Davidson makes worse marketing decision ever - tonight! (Elton John caps entertainment list)


27 posted on 09/01/2003 7:12:09 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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To: HIDEK6
Chick PT cruiser owners are just Barry Manilow fans.

Hey wait a minute....

I'm trying to talk my just retired, almost 70 (going on 30) Freeper-Mom into trading her Lincoln Towncar for a PT Cruiser...

And she hates Barry Manilow.

28 posted on 09/01/2003 7:12:21 PM PDT by kstewskis (Real men drive cars...you can drool over...)
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To: cmsgop
This is an A-3 dude!
29 posted on 09/01/2003 7:12:27 PM PDT by cmsgop (If you Sprinkle When You Tinkle,...Be a Sweetie and Wipe the Seatie......)
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To: LurkerNoMore!
I picture you in a Mini Cooper.

He'd better have a few martinis first, for his sake.

30 posted on 09/01/2003 7:12:50 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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To: LibKill
Chevy S-10. Definately NOT gay.

Don't be so sure. I handed down my old S-10 to my son, and it immediately rear-ended another car.

Had it fixed, and it did it again!

If that's not gay, what is?

31 posted on 09/01/2003 7:13:17 PM PDT by ZOOKER
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To: kstewskis
Sorry. I know whereof I speak.
32 posted on 09/01/2003 7:13:26 PM PDT by HIDEK6
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To: Salo; Rokke
Not a joke: I read a few years ago that lesbians do indeed own a disproportionate number of Subarus. And it surely is no coincidence that in recent years, Subaru chose as a celebrity endorser in its TV commercials . . . Martina Navratilova.
33 posted on 09/01/2003 7:13:27 PM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: chance33_98
Hmmm ,Not BAD...
34 posted on 09/01/2003 7:13:33 PM PDT by cmsgop (If you Sprinkle When You Tinkle,...Be a Sweetie and Wipe the Seatie......)
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To: Bogey78O
The Porsche Boxter is gay?

That was my thought

If thats gay what about my 2 914's & my 944 (and my 928 that I traded off)

If any Porsche is gay, then someting is wrong with the world

35 posted on 09/01/2003 7:15:15 PM PDT by Ford Fairlane
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
This is why the gay agenda has grown: Homosexuals take care of their own. They reward those who are good to their community. Ironically, it's an old fashioned idea. And it works.
36 posted on 09/01/2003 7:16:13 PM PDT by Hildy
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To: chance33_98
Would a Hummer with the phrases "GAY GUY ON BOARD", "SAUSAGE SMUGGLER", "I LIKE MAN JUNK" or "VAG-ETARIAN" be considered gay?
37 posted on 09/01/2003 7:16:59 PM PDT by Captainpaintball
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To: Salo
In a city with a lesbian police chief, fire chief and the only lesbian member of the U.S. Congress, Subaru dealerships run a hot business. And frankly, I don't know which is stranger looking...the cars or the "women" who drive them.
38 posted on 09/01/2003 7:17:45 PM PDT by Rokke
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To: chance33_98
Uh-oh, my husband is a dedicated Golf owner/driver.

And I'm looking at a Subaru for my next car.

Does that mean he's gay and I'm a lesbian? ::lol::;

I drive an Integra now - I think it's a chick vehicle but I'm not sure. It's almost 12 years old, getting near the end of it's life span (bummer, it's been a great car).

LQ
39 posted on 09/01/2003 7:18:27 PM PDT by LizardQueen
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To: Hildy; All
I wonder which cars priests drive most?
40 posted on 09/01/2003 7:18:39 PM PDT by chance33_98 (WWJD - What would Jefferson Do?)
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To: HitmanNY
"Chicks love my Saab 9-3."

LOL. Blokes love my Jag.
41 posted on 09/01/2003 7:18:48 PM PDT by Gabrielle Reilly
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To: ZOOKER
Alright. Maybe YOUR S-10 is gay, but mine is muy macho! :)
42 posted on 09/01/2003 7:20:48 PM PDT by LibKill (Heaven frowns on all things french, and democrat, AND ESPECIALLY CAT.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Is the gay one the one that looks like a suppository on wheels?
43 posted on 09/01/2003 7:21:47 PM PDT by Noumenon (Those who seek the destruction of a free society are unfit to live in that same society.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
I've read the same thing - it's not a fluke: Subaru has deliberately gone after gay consumers (insert joke here) . BTW, you have a cooooool car. I have a 97 White Ford F150 4wd. Not nearly as cool-looking as yours, but better in the mud. :-)

I read a few years ago that lesbians do indeed own a disproportionate number of Subarus.

44 posted on 09/01/2003 7:21:57 PM PDT by Salo
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To: Gabrielle Reilly
Haha! Outside of The Equalizer, I never cared for the wheels, especially the new commercials that seems to think the car is named a "Jag-You-Are." What's up with that??? ;-)
45 posted on 09/01/2003 7:23:07 PM PDT by HitmanLV (I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.)
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To: chance33_98
If you axe me this is as fruity as they come. Can be ridden limpwristed while lisping, too!


46 posted on 09/01/2003 7:24:05 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Go ahead, make my day and re-state the obvious! Again!)
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To: chance33_98
I believe they drive Probes.
47 posted on 09/01/2003 7:24:18 PM PDT by philetus (Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get)
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To: Noumenon
"Is the gay one the one that looks like a suppository on wheels?"

LOL Too much information! Hard getting rid of that visual...
48 posted on 09/01/2003 7:25:05 PM PDT by Gabrielle Reilly
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To: LibKill
Chevy S-10. Definately NOT gay.

BUMP to that!

49 posted on 09/01/2003 7:25:36 PM PDT by kstewskis (Chevy S-10....strong enough for a man....but made for a woman!)
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To: chance33_98
Car That Can Park Itself Put on Sale (in Japan) by Toyota

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/974212/posts

If that isn't gay, what is?

50 posted on 09/01/2003 7:27:36 PM PDT by philetus (Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get)
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