Kerry to Formally Announce Candidacy, but Has Dean Stolen His Thunder?

CNSNews.com ^ | 9/02/03 | Christine Hall

[Tancred]

Did you know he was in Vietnam?

[Living Free in NH]

Did you know he was in Vietnam?

Kerry was? I hadn't heard that... < /sarc >

[2timothy3.16]

But, Kerry suggested, "people want more than just anger, railing at things. They want... Katsup, Ketchup and baked beans. Not dean, just ketchup and beans, boston baked beans raised and baked in Portland Maine.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Q:Kerry to Formally Announce Candidacy, but Has Dean Stolen His Thunder?

A: Kerry who?

[mrtysmm]

Kerry doesn't even have confidence in his own home state....he's NOT announcing there. What must his precious Mass. think of that???

[Jhensy]

Remember! Do a shot every time he mentions Vietnam! (Designated driver strongly recommended this afternoon).

Over/under: 12

[Neenah]

Is this the French-looking dude ?

[mewzilla]

What thunder?

[Carolinamom]

Kerry: People "want solutions [and] leadership."

This from a president wannabee who can't even lead 6 other candidates.

[mewzilla]

Too true. Thunder...LOL. This guy ain't even got a spark.

[SpinyNorman]

You should have seen the apalling front page picture of him that accompanied a puff piece about his annoucement in the Sunday Republican-in-name-only (Westfield, MA). He looked like a cadaver on a slab, except that he appeared to be upright.

[Carolinamom]

What time is Kerry's momentous announcement????? THIS is Breaking News? (I could have sworn I've seen him campaigning for months now. LOL)

[dead]

[RebelBanker]

Rush just said the announcement was the most boring piece of junk he had ever heard. Kerry's positions were firmly on both sides of every issue except that he hates President Bush.

That wasn't thunder, it was snoring from the audience!

[Fedupwithit]

A pre-Labor Day Zogby poll showed Kerry trailing Dean by 21 points in New Hampshire, the first-in-the-nation primary and a neighbor of Kerry's home state.

Can someone tell this writer that Vermont is also a neighbor of New Hampshire! Maybe that is the reason that Dean has so many supporters there. New Hampshire-ites are not that keen with any MASShole, and especially not a rich, arrogant one like Kerry.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

What thunder?

Actually, it was flatulence.

[SamAdams76]

THE KERRY FAMILY

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Kerry Family.

His hair is sort of funny
He'll marry anybody
So long as she has money
The Kerry Family.

(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)

She inherited some ketchup
She doesn't ever shut up
You never know when she'll blow up
The Kerry Family

So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Kerry Family.

[dead]

LOL! Catchy!

[truth_seeker]

If Dean is the dem candidate, will Nader run again?

On the other side, how many 3rd party tidbits will enter to take their crumbs?