[Grampa Dave]

Is that his left or right one?

[Kenny Bunk]

I consulted an Imam with whom I play, and he was a little fuzzy on that. He in turn is consulting a very learned ayatollah, who he hopes will give us a pointer on it.

Our last round was a bit disappointing to him. Just as he was about to hit his drive, he slipped on some Shiite. He then blew an easy putt for par. He had the sheiks. The worst thing is the time it takes to go a round. Every time he gets in the sand, he pitches a tent and makes coffee.