Disgusting anti-American 9/11 cartoons in France's LE MONDE (MEGA-BARF ALERT!)

Andrew Sullivan blog ^ | 9/11/03 | N/A

[RJayneJ]

Quote of the Day by seamole

[Frank_2001]

Of course they make no sense. They're French!;)

[FreedomPoster]

The reality there is that, even if the coup did occur due to U.S. involvement, we wouldn't have been there but for the Soviet agents and money that were assisting Allende. And that, relative to, say, Cuba, many fewer people died, the people today are much better off, and are much more free in their lives.

[StarCMC]

I think I'll not buy a French wine today.

How about never??

[greydog]

$hit Happens.

[Jorge]

Yeah, a real laugher. People die and you laugh.

Go back and read the thread again. If the French are making jokes about 9/11..then perhaps they think the thousands of dead Frenchies dead in the recent heat wave are funny too.
Do you get it now?

[BraveMan]

[cyncooper]

Crass, but totally predictable from cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Ed Koch has been on a roll defending President Bush and this administration on the war on terror. He is going to vote for him in 2004, his first vote ever for a Republican for president.

Tonight on Hannity and Colmes Alan asked him "What about our the failure to get the French with us", type question, and Koch LAUGHED and said "The French! The French let they're elderly die because they were too cheap to buy them air conditioners. They wanted to buy CHEESE instead".

[jwh_Denver]

$hit Happens.

Yes it does. Did you have your laugh over the 3000 that died 2 years ago? Why should you laugh over 15000 that died this summer in France? I dislike France as much as the next FReeper but we are in an idealogical war with them not a military war.

[Trajan88]

Is France relevant?

NO!

Trajan88

[blackbart.223]

"The aborted babies of the Europeans are being replaced by Muslims. When their numbers have sufficiently increased, they will take over, and they will not be pleasant masters."

Islam and much of Europe have been at odds for countless years. You would think Euorpeans would get it at this point.

At least the British have.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I got a cartoon for 'em (except it's real):

[Mr. Silverback]

I remember the September 12th headline of Le Monde was "We are all Americans." That lasted about five minutes.

That second cartoon will help us establish the exact length of the French national memory. You see, they remember an event 30 years ago so strongly (not altogether accurately, but strongly) that they are willing to mock the death of three thousand innocents to make a point about it. Yet they're pretty foggy on that whole thing where we resuced them from Nazism 59 years ago and kept the Soviets off the Champs-Elysee for 40 years.

Dang, if I weren't so incredibly proud to be an American, I'd be pretty darned ashamed to be a Franco-American.

[SAMWolf]

<===Mash This

French Army to Market "Ultimate Surrender" Video Game

Paris - Inspired by the commercial success of the United States Army’s "Boot Camp" video game, the General Staff of the French Army has announced plans to market "Ultimate Surrender," a video game based upon the proud military traditions of the Gauls.

In the game we follow the exploits of Lucky Pierre, an apprentice garlic salesman from Marseilles, as he joins the French Army and begins a rigorous course of combat training.

The First Level of the game is called "Survival School," and the players have to help Lucky Pierre survive 24 hours without red wine or crème brulé.

The Second Level is "Capitulation," and the goal here is to see which player can have Lucky Pierre surrender the fastest without firing a shot or getting his uniform dirty.

Level Three is "Collaboration." Here the players battle to see who can collect the largest numbers of pairs of nylon stockings and packages of chocolates by having Lucky Pierre perform sexual favors for members of the occupying forces.

Level Four is "Be Ungrateful to America for Rescuing Your Sorry French Ass Once Again." In this extremely challenging part of the game contestants vie with one another to see who can make Lucky Pierre behave in the surliest manner when the United States inevitably comes to the rescue of the defeated French.

The Final Level is "Pretending to Have Been in the Resistance." Here contestants compete in a battle of tall tales and whoppers as they try to protect Lucky Pierre from treason charges.

Marketing tests show that "Ultimate Surrender" is a big hit with French teenagers and young adults who are too young to have experienced France’s lightening surrender to the Germans in 1940 or its defeat by the Vietnamese in 1954 at Dien Bien Phu. "Zees is a great tool to inspire ze patriotism in ze youths, n’est ce pas?" said General Jean-Jacques Loseur, Commander-in-Chief of the French Army, during his weekly press conference. "Since ze end of ze Cold War we French have not had many opportunities to surrender or to show great cowardice in the face of much weaker opponents."

When questioned about comments made in the French Chamber of Deputies that "Ultimate Surrender" makes the French Army look like a bunch of gutless mama’s boys, General Loseur pulled out a white handkerchief, put his hands over his head and said, "Oh heck, I give up."

[Mr. Silverback]

About 2030 at current rates, UK not far behind IIRC.

Concur. If you know any Brits, tell them to emigrate over here before they're cleaning Ahmed's crapper. Those are the kinds of jobs "infidels" do in places like Pakistan.

[Minutemen]

Oh,the French "wit"-- that cartoon looks like something drawn by a 5 year old. The french are disgusting, and should be ignored.

[SandRat]

In essence both of your explainations of the French rotten ability to display humor is the they are EFFN COMMIE PIGS!

[norton]

$hit still happens.

I do NOT believe that I owe my enemies sympathy.

Where sympathy is offered, they should damn well respect and REMEMBER it.

I've seen too many allies dropped as we headed on to the next adventure to worry about the bad guys overmuch.

And the French are the bad guys - all you need to do is keep track of their friends.

[Tamzee]

Still boycotting everything French until they appear to be a true ally again...

Have a feeling it will be decades before I taste French wine again, though.

[Hazzardgate]

Le Ribbit