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Weekly Piracy Report [Electrified Ships, Ship Lojack]
ICC Commercial Crime Services ^ | Sept 16, 2003 | Staff

Posted on 09/19/2003 7:35:41 AM PDT by MalcolmS

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To: MalcolmS
Avast mates!

This here be a listing of all the hellholes of the known earth!!

21 posted on 09/19/2003 8:07:25 AM PDT by friendly ((Badges?, we don gots to show no stinkin' badges!))
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To: itzmygun
>>>most of the pirates that climb on board our state's "ship" and steal ate Mexicans.

I hope they cooked them first (sorry, I couldn't resist!) <<<

A lubber came up to me and said, "I'm a vegetarian".

"Arrr", I said, looking her over with a predatory eye. "I'm a humanitarian".
22 posted on 09/19/2003 8:11:47 AM PDT by MalcolmS (Post Like A Pirate Day: Sept 19. Arrrr Matey!)
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To: harpseal; A. Pole
It's not just our jobs that are being stolen! You'ld think our trade deficit was bad enough, now we have a Piracy Deficit!
23 posted on 09/19/2003 8:15:47 AM PDT by LibertyAndJusticeForAll
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To: MalcolmS
Lojack this ye louse-ridden fellyns!

I'll meet ye w/ me pistols and me cutlass and make the whole scurvy lot of ya' walk the plank!
24 posted on 09/19/2003 8:21:28 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (There are two certainties. Death and Texas.)
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To: itzmygun
I hope they cooked them first (sorry, I couldn't resist!)

Smart alek!

You should see the size of the tortillas we use.

25 posted on 09/19/2003 8:57:19 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (Guns!)
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To: isthisnickcool
LOL - great comeback.
26 posted on 09/19/2003 9:01:49 AM PDT by itzmygun (www.wackoemailer.com)
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To: MalcolmS
ARRR, some grog and wenches for me mateys.
27 posted on 09/19/2003 9:42:25 AM PDT by doodad
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To: .cnI redruM
>>>I'll meet ye w/ me pistols and me cutlass and make the whole scurvy lot of ya' walk the plank! <<<

Just a hint from one pirate to another. I finds it more effective if ye splits their gizzards for chum afore they walk the plank.
28 posted on 09/19/2003 10:09:35 AM PDT by MalcolmS (Post Like A Pirate Day: Sept 19. Arrrr Matey!)
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To: MalcolmS
Ay, let the sea dawgs' get a scent in their noseys...
29 posted on 09/19/2003 10:11:04 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (There are two certainties. Death and Texas.)
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To: MalcolmS
Dang it. Piracy is hard enough when I break a nail, but now I have shivered timbers to boot...
30 posted on 09/19/2003 10:15:03 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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