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Weekly Piracy Report [Electrified Ships, Ship Lojack]
ICC Commercial Crime Services ^
| Sept 16, 2003
| Staff
Posted on 09/19/2003 7:35:41 AM PDT by MalcolmS
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This here post be in honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day!
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posted on
09/19/2003 7:35:43 AM PDT
by
MalcolmS
To: Phsstpok; Bloody Sam Roberts; .cnI redruM; Frank_Discussion; Cooter; stainlessbanner; ...
Avast & Ahoy me scurvy mates!
(Pingin' the Pirate Crew!)
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posted on
09/19/2003 7:36:41 AM PDT
by
MalcolmS
(Post Like A Pirate Day: Sept 19. Arrrr Matey!)
To: MalcolmS
The fence uses 9,000-volt pulse to deter boarding attempts....
Hmm, I wonder how much this would cost to modify and string up along the Mexico/US border?
To: MalcolmS
Saling to the Carribean? Be armed, travel in fleet with other boats, and stay safe. These pirates are real.
To: isthisnickcool
Arrr. I'd be interested in seeing a correlation between Piratical activity and proximity to a Muslim nation. There be a long history of Musselmen pirates, dating back to the Corsairs and Barbary pirates.
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posted on
09/19/2003 7:41:05 AM PDT
by
MalcolmS
(Post Like A Pirate Day: Sept 19. Arrrr Matey!)
To: MalcolmS
In other news, Pirates have invaded the FRee Republic! Beware!
To: stainlessbanner
Don't you mean they've boarrrrded this here boarrrrrd?
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posted on
09/19/2003 7:43:24 AM PDT
by
MalcolmS
(Post Like A Pirate Day: Sept 19. Arrrr Matey!)
To: MalcolmS
ARRRRRR!!!!!
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posted on
09/19/2003 7:43:34 AM PDT
by
mhking
(Don't mess in the affairs of dragons; For you are crunchy, and taste great with ketchup...)
To: MalcolmS
Who'd a Thunk It?Piracy is thriving in 2003!I guess Piracy could be called the world's second oldest profession!!
To: stainlessbanner
I just got a shock from me keyboard. Black JimRob has electrified the forum!
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posted on
09/19/2003 7:45:27 AM PDT
by
MalcolmS
(Post Like A Pirate Day: Sept 19. Arrrr Matey!)
To: MalcolmS
I'm in Texas. We do have Muslims but most of the pirates that climb on board our state's "ship" and steal ate Mexicans.
Yep, most pirates in Texas are Mexicans.
To: MalcolmS
Powder..Patch..Ball FIRE!
A special ops team with night vision and ATT's on a decoy ship could clean a nest of these buggers out in short order.
To: MalcolmS
Avast, ye scurvy dog!
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To: BallandPowder
Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I'll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King.
For I am a Pirate King!
Hurrah for the Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!
Hurrah!
Hurrah for the Pirate King!
Hurrah for the Pirate King!
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posted on
09/19/2003 7:57:05 AM PDT
by
50sDad
("There are FOUR LIGHTS! FOUR LIGHTS!")
To: seamole
All those not in favour, WALK THE PLANK!
To: stainlessbanner
Saling to the Carribean? Be armed, travel in fleet with other boats, and stay safe. These pirates are real. And get a nickel plated Barrett M82 semi auto .50 cal for the bridge,and a riot gun for everyone.
So9
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posted on
09/19/2003 8:03:26 AM PDT
by
Servant of the 9
(Real Texicans; we're grizzled, we're grumpy and we're armed)
To: 50sDad
Gilbert and Sullivan Bump!
I wore out me cassette tape of that one years ago! Me first mate won't get me a CD as she said she'll spill my gizzards on the deck afore she'll listen to that again!
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posted on
09/19/2003 8:03:26 AM PDT
by
MalcolmS
(Post Like A Pirate Day: Sept 19. Arrrr Matey!)
To: isthisnickcool
most of the pirates that climb on board our state's "ship" and steal ate Mexicans.
I hope they cooked them first (sorry, I couldn't resist!)
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posted on
09/19/2003 8:05:58 AM PDT
by
itzmygun
(www.wackoemailer.com)
To: MalcolmS
If I ever hit the lottery, mate, I'm goin ta get me a honking cuise car, with a big huge boomer stereo, and will drive about the town with G&S playing as loud as a bosen's whistle. I wonder if I, a lilly-pale as a banker's cheek, will be told to avast and put my boomin' below decks? Yarg, their's two sets of Law here land bound!
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posted on
09/19/2003 8:06:25 AM PDT
by
50sDad
("There are FOUR LIGHTS! FOUR LIGHTS!")
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