CAPTION THE PICTURE - Kerry and Moby

AP ^ | 9/21/03 | The Heinz Foundation and the DNC

[Diogenesis]

CAPTION THE PICTURE

Kerry and Moby. Much to choose.
Caption the translation of the shirt on the woman in front.
or what the hidden woman is whispering to Mr. Heinz, or what the security agent on the back
right is thinking. So much to choose. So Little Time
Background thread here

[nutmeg]

ping!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Pic #1 - That woman embarrasses me. Get her out of here fast!

Pic #2 - Thank you for saying the F word about the President. I'd love to say it but you said it for me! WORD!

[EggsAckley]

Not a caption, but look at the way he's holding the guy's arm, in the picture on the right. Weird.

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Pic #2- (Moby to Kerry) I don't give a D* who's elected as long as socialism comes back to the USA I'll be happy. Hey K== let me know what else I can do for ya!

[steplock]

I could tell you what BILL CLINTON would be thinking if he saw that picture of the woman......

[Arpege92]

"Not a caption, but look at the way he's holding the guy's arm, in the picture on the right. Weird."

It's almost as if he is disgusted with the bald guy and if he can get away with not touching his hand, the wrist will have to do.

[WackySam]

[Arpege92]

I'm not a french woman but Kerry has convinced me to grow out my arm pit hair....Veva La French Kerry!

[jwfiv]

Jean Femme Kerrie has LOSER written all over his face...astonishing

[ditto h]

So which one is his v.p.

[4mycountry]

No kidding. I noticed that too. I can barely get my arm like that.

[Cobra64]

Not a caption, but look at the way he's holding the guy's arm, in the picture on the right. Weird.

Probably a left-wing-liberal-queer- handhold. Gross

[CounterCounterCulture]

#2: New cover for the Moby album EVERYTHING IS WRONG

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

ABOVE: John "Evil F" Kerry performs pit inspections at Moby concert. "By giving equal weight to left and right wing pitstain patrol, I demonstrate my bipartisan approach to governing. And by the way, I served in Vietnam."

[mass55th]

"Not a caption, but look at the way he's holding the guy's arm, in the picture on the right. Weird."

It appears that neither of those guys felt comfortable enough to hold hands. Maybe they were afraid that they'd enjoy it.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Kerry: "In my state we teach fisting to middle-schoolers. Marlene here is one of our best instructors and one of my good friends in the teacher's union. What great technique she has! And by the way, I served in Vietnam."

[pulaskibush]

Shirt translations

1. I'm with stupid

2. Lesbian Power! Down with the Hetero

3. Clinton prostitute #48611387413

4. Official spokeswoman for Old Spice Deodorant

5. John Kerry hairstylist #486135416874

6. Dull incompotent Presidential Candidates with no plan turn me on!

[China Clipper]

Not a caption, but look at the way he's holding the guy's arm, in the picture on the right. Weird.

Not really. I would bet he grabbed the guys arm when it was down (both his and Skinhead.) Skinhead then raised his fist/arm up and Kerry's "went along" for the ride. See how his (Kerry's) is externally rotated? He grabbed Skinhead's forearm(hand would have been unmanly) and Skinhead raised his fist/arm with Kerry's still attached. Bada-bing.

It is still weird though isn't it?