Braun announces White House candidacy

AP | 9/22/03 | NEDRA PICKLER

[EternalVigilance]

Braun announces White House candidacy

Huh...I thought Eva Braun was dead...whadayaknow!!

Well, I guess it's only natural for her to run as a Democrat...

[zarf]

"A women can fix the mess they have created, because we are practical, we are not afraid of partnerships and we are committed to making the world better for our children."

Wow, this so painfully moist. The perfect sentiment during wartime. Gak!

Why don't we just elect a flaming fag and he can run on position that he'll redo the oval office in blues and golds.

[EternalVigilance]

Eva should make a good running mate for General Clark, don't you think?

[Rain-maker]

Does that mean Heinrich Himmler should be Clark's secretary of defense?

Geez I was rooting for Louis Lane...lol.

[EternalVigilance]

Why not? He'd fit in well.

[freeangel]

Nah, I think Cynthia Mckinney would be her perfect match.

[EternalVigilance]

Who's 'Louis Lane'? ;-)

[Rain-maker]

And now for the next act in the DemoRatic Candidate Circus lets have a big squeak for Carol Mousey Braun.

 

[zarf]

I wonder how he would feel about running with a kitchen appliance.

[Young Rhino]

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.


Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin',
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues,
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby,
There ain't nothin wrong with that.


Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

[piasa]

If Forest Gump was real, the Taco Bell dog was a person, and if Kim Il was American-born the DNC candidate pander-monium offerings this year would be complete. Near perfect diversity!

[Rain-maker]

Near perfect insanity you mean.

Sell that story to DC comics. Only Superman could clean that mess up...ROFL

[Vigilanteman]

LOL. Right animal, wrong color.

[Rain-maker]

Tis a bottle job rat this time...

[Ichneumon]

"I am uniquely qualified to do the job of president."

Well, that's *one* way to say it...

[Kenton]

I can't even hear her name without hearing the theme song "Movin' On Up" (from "The Jeffersons")... Rush Limbaugh did that to me...

[Pietro]

Her only purpose in the race is to syphon votes away from Sharp Al.

[CaptRon]

"A women can fix the mess they have created, because we are practical, we are not afraid of partnerships and we are committed to making the world better for our children

So she's running on a platform of sexual stereotypes?

[alwaysconservative]

So she's running on a platform of sexual stereotypes?

Heheheheheheh. I had that same thought. Dims are just too dim to even see their own self-parodies.