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1 posted on 09/22/2003 1:40:19 AM PDT by kattracks
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To: kattracks
Braun announces White House candidacy

Huh...I thought Eva Braun was dead...whadayaknow!!

Well, I guess it's only natural for her to run as a Democrat...

2 posted on 09/22/2003 1:43:00 AM PDT by EternalVigilance (Right is right...)
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To: kattracks
"A women can fix the mess they have created, because we are practical, we are not afraid of partnerships and we are committed to making the world better for our children."

Wow, this so painfully moist. The perfect sentiment during wartime. Gak!

Why don't we just elect a flaming fag and he can run on position that he'll redo the oval office in blues and golds.

3 posted on 09/22/2003 1:44:50 AM PDT by zarf (..where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment?)
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To: kattracks
And now for the next act in the DemoRatic Candidate Circus lets have a big squeak for Carol Mousey Braun.
 

9 posted on 09/22/2003 1:55:31 AM PDT by Rain-maker
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To: kattracks
Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.


Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin',
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues,
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby,
There ain't nothin wrong with that.


Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
11 posted on 09/22/2003 2:03:17 AM PDT by Young Rhino (Do the French know the meaning of the words soap, water, and deodorant?)
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To: kattracks
If Forest Gump was real, the Taco Bell dog was a person, and if Kim Il was American-born the DNC candidate pander-monium offerings this year would be complete. Near perfect diversity!
12 posted on 09/22/2003 2:07:12 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: kattracks
"I am uniquely qualified to do the job of president."

Well, that's *one* way to say it...

16 posted on 09/22/2003 2:57:57 AM PDT by Ichneumon
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To: kattracks
I can't even hear her name without hearing the theme song "Movin' On Up" (from "The Jeffersons")... Rush Limbaugh did that to me...
17 posted on 09/22/2003 4:51:05 AM PDT by Kenton
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To: kattracks
Her only purpose in the race is to syphon votes away from Sharp Al.
18 posted on 09/22/2003 4:55:51 AM PDT by Pietro
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To: kattracks
"A women can fix the mess they have created, because we are practical, we are not afraid of partnerships and we are committed to making the world better for our children

So she's running on a platform of sexual stereotypes?

19 posted on 09/22/2003 5:39:53 AM PDT by CaptRon
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Carol is more Braun than brain.
21 posted on 09/22/2003 5:47:36 AM PDT by Consort
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To: kattracks
I understand that NOW has endorsed Braun. What are they going to do when Hillary enters the race?
22 posted on 09/22/2003 5:48:54 AM PDT by wai-ming
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To: kattracks
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't stop laughing!
23 posted on 09/22/2003 5:50:23 AM PDT by rintense
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To: kattracks
Unfortunate timing. I was hoping that President Bush would get a boost from his speech at the UN, which in turn might discourage the witch from throwing her broomstick into the arena...but now with all the excitement about Ambassador Braun's announcement, the UN speech won't get much attention.
24 posted on 09/22/2003 6:07:42 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: kattracks
With glistening lice cut hair she appeared this morning on Fox and Friends. Platitude after platitude issued from her mouth. A rejected shyster put herself on parade.....

one wonders why?
25 posted on 09/22/2003 6:12:43 AM PDT by bert (Don't Panic!)
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To: kattracks
Wouldn't it be nice if they just skipped the primaries and ran against Bush enmasse? I think we could convince these mental giants that this would be a sure way to beat Bush!
26 posted on 09/22/2003 6:13:44 AM PDT by Fitzcarraldo
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To: kattracks; All
ANNOUNCEMENT DAY Q ERTY8BUMP
The Curious Candidacy of Carol Moseley-Braun

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hillary (oops!) talks
missus clinton's REAL virtual office update
http://hillarytalks.blogspot.com/
http://www.hillarytalks.us
http://www.hillarytalks.org
 



27 posted on 09/22/2003 12:06:36 PM PDT by Mia T (SCUM (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations))
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