can someone please interpret this drem for me

maya

[hi i am maya]

i was in a moll,stteping down through the stairs when a bug, something like mosquito bite me on the hand.after few minutes a small ball under my skin appeared.it began to move through my fingers and arm.i started to run towerds the hospital.the street was full with people.there was some kind of carneval or bazzar going on. i was hardly walking through the people when one boy, forigner from neighbouring country, came out from the people and wanted to ask me something. i told him to leave me becouse i don`t have time, that i should hurry to the hospital.he said that he would come with me. he kissed me and he hold me for my hand and came with me at the hospital. he was there all the time with me. some small bugs started to get out of my skin. the skin was full with eggs of the bugs. at first the doctors tried to clean all bugs and eggs from my skin, but they can`t and let the bugs to get out of it.on the spots where bugs came out appeared some red spots that doctors said that are some begining of skin cancer and that they may developed in skin cancer. the bugs began to become larger and larger, som ething like big grasshoppers. they came out from all my body.and than something simmilar to goat came out from my abdomen,but it was big, tiny and all black and with long hair.i thought than that the worst is behind me.i told myslef that now with that goat must everything evil from me came out.but than some hairly tiny antennas started to came out from my abdomen. than the goat said :now u will see what is pain, this is spider that should destroyed u at all. i was scaryed to death.and than suddenly i was in front of the doctor and everything was passed. i was there for a control. she said to me that probably everything will be ok and than she noticed that my voice wasn`t ok and that i had sore troath. she said that it isn`t scary onlu if my tiroidhea (gland at the front of the neck isn`t larger than usuall). at that moment i look up my self at the mirror and i noticed that it become to swelling. and i said to my self: well that`s all maya, u have to face it, there isn`t a help for u!

thank you for your time

[ResistorSister]

The dream means your post on freerepublic.com will be deleted.

[Tijeras_Slim]

This one is good...

[katana]

I think it means you shouldn't eat any more bean burrito supremes just before going to bed.

[stevio]

Stop taking acid before bed.

[cweese]

...maya, i think you should double your daily intake of lsd...

[mict42]

I think that the dream is quite common among most public high school English teachers.

[Allan]

Welcome to Free Republic, Wesley.

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

Maya...please do not use angel dust prior to posting.

[AppyPappy]

The dream says that George W Bush went to war with Iraq for his big oil buddies.

[nygoose]

You were dreaming about winning the National Spelling Bee.

[Admin Moderator]

I nuked maya. But I had to restore the thread. I could not stand to see the quip of the month deleted.

[BigWaveBetty]

It means you should stay in school and learn language skills.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I nuked maya. But I had to restore the thread. I could not stand to see the quip of the month deleted.

Power and wisdom...

[AAABEST]

The dream means that you may have an urge to post long paragraphs describing horrific dreams.

You're welcome.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Your dream means that you have gone past the 3 month or 3000 miles mark since you had your oil changed.

Try Jiffy Lube.

[NittanyLion]

Did you suddenly look up and notice a host in front of the sun?

[Shanda]

I once read that dreams are our hopes and fears.

I also recall somewhere, maybe in the Bible, that for a dream to have meaning, it must be repeated two more times on different nights.

I have never had a recurring dream.

[lonestar]

I think you're the crem of the crop!

Crem de la drem.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

humor ping

[E. Pluribus Unum]

This is a classic heroin withdrawal dream.

[Constitution Day]

OMG, this is classic.
Sounds like the writer had an entire sheet of LSD or something.

[50sDad]

I remember this one...Mulder tracks the virus to Islamabad, and discovers that the black oil is really a genetic experiment paid for by the TV network to boost ratings during sweeps. Later on it is revealed in turn that the disease is really sent by aliens, or not, or Satan, or not, or a secret cable in the government, or not, or the CSM, or not. Then Chris Carter turns into a smarmy smart-@$$ rat ba$tard, and kills off the Lone Gunmen out of shear pique because he got cancelled. Man, the 9th season bites!!!!

[Snowy]

You had pizza and ice cream right before bed, right? I always have the most bizarre dreams after eating that combination.

[Pegita]

Your dream, hi i am maya, seems to be the aftershock of flunking your English Lit class ~

[glennaro]

Thank you for maintaining this humor break -- however pathetic the writer. I'm still laughing at the posting and the comments on the thread.

[handk]

Could your post be any more stupid? No, it could not. Could you be any more stupid? Possibly. (I briefly thought about this, but my brain started to hurt, so I stopped). If I were an English teacher grading your post, your grade would be an F-.

Go away.

Do not darken this web site ever again.

[Pharmboy]

maya angelou?

Do you dream in black and white or in color? Are your arms too short to box with God? Will Oprah play you in the movie based on this dream?

[yarddog]

This whole thing is probably a joke.

It is hard for me to believe that someone who can spell mosquito, can't spell mall.

[TomHarkinIsNotFromIowa]

They're called Gitmo Dreams. Make you talk, and talk, and talk. Because only the Gitmo people can make the bugs go away.

[Tijeras_Slim]

But the sign over the door said "Cyber Cafe"...

[RosieCotton]

Then Chris Carter turns into a smarmy smart-@$$ rat ba$tard, and kills off the Lone Gunmen out of shear pique because he got cancelled.

LOL!

[Admin Moderator]

Stranger things happen in drems.

[sweetliberty]

It means you stayed too long at the DU. Now they are eating their way out from the inside and a demon has possessed your voice. It happens.

[Lynn]

sounds like smallpox...

[laker_dad]

Were you with Cartman when he got the anal probe?

[Catspaw]

Maya, dear--stop doing those magic mushrooms that grow so well around Palenque.

[sweetliberty]

"It is hard for me to believe that someone who can spell mosquito, can't spell mall."

Very possibly it is a joke, but the im[ression I got was that it was someone for whom English is a second language.

[sweetliberty]

im[ression = impression

Can't see well enough to proofread when I first wake up!

[Ichneumon]

It means the "Shift" keys on your keyboard are broken.

[Constitution Day]

"i told myslef that now with that goat must everything evil from me came out."

Bizarre ping.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

There's a goat in it - she must be sharing some psychic link with some of us.....

[Constitution Day]

Baaaad.

[Tijeras_Slim]

What chu' talkin' bout' Willis?

[handk]

hi i am maya "Me so horny. Me so horny. Me do eve-re-ting! Me love you long time! Me so horny! Me want you interpret maya drem! Me so horny! Me so wantee you say-say wut my drem say. Yeah, you hurd me sailor-boy, my "drem". You tell me now! You tell me now! What my drem mean!

Oh, and won mor ting. "Drink Vita-Soy, It Goodt' for you!"

PS: Did I mention that me so horny?

[biblewonk]

You didn't have your teddy bear or your mom forgot to tuck you in.

[NeoCaveman]

There's a goat in it - she must be sharing some psychic link with some of us.....

Daaaaad?

[Constitution Day]

LMAO!!!

[NeoCaveman]

You'd sleep better and hence not have bad dreams if you buy a Select Comfort Sleep Number Bed.