"a local vegan group refuses to eat the manna, based on their uncertainty as to whether or not the divine gift contains eggs. Some members, who presume the bread does contain eggs, are leading demonstrations and petitioning other townsfolk to "not eat from God’s plate of animal cruelty."
This is good enough to make a religious section in the Onion.
2 posted on 11/16/2003 3:50:38 AM PST by Cvengr
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