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To: ADeanDemocrat; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; ...

oh, joy: yet another round of the moral-equivalency tango.

Christianity and Islam are not significantly different in their holy texts, eh?

OK, try this on for size:
You tried to equate Christianity with Islam. This is why I ask you to find even one passage, relating to religion and treatment of others, which fulfills the following requirements:

1. in the "catholic" post-Nicaea Christian testament (but I'll gladly throw it open to the Jewish book)
2. a literal...
3. plain-text...
4. indisputable...
5. ongoing present-tense (as opposed to a one-shot past-tense record of history/folklore - ie: Joshua)...
6. commandment from God (not a pope or a bishop or some >a-hem!< televangelist)...
7. as a directive to the believer to take literally and actively in the temporal realm
8. to do any or all of the following:
-a. to slay the heretic and non-believer,
-b. to forcibly convert the heretic and non-believer,
-c. to enslave the heretic and non-believer,
-d. to persecute the heretic and non-believer,
-e. to wage holy war upon the heretic and non-believer
9. Directly analogous to the dozens thereof in the Koran.

(so you know, things like II Thessalonians 1:8,9 don't count - that is God kicking ass, not his faithful doing so for him. An important distinction equivocators seem to like to sweep under the rug.)

Now, turnabout:
Find JUST ONE passage in either the Koran or the Sunnah which is the direct analogue of the Parable of the Samaritan, or the directive to the witness to leave an unbeliever in peace - to "knock the dust of his home from their soles as they leave" - rather than butcher him in zealous fury, or to the believer contained in I Cor 7:12-17, or I Cor 10:32, or II Cor 6:14-18, or Ephesians 6:10-12, or... do you get the point?
Find JUST ONE comparable passage in the Koran or the Sunnah.
Good luck - I have been looking for over a year and have not found any such analogues.

(Now, on to ZOTtage:)

ON THE NATURE OF ZOT!

"What actually happens when a zot happens?"

Are you sure you wanna know?

Ok. The rest of you, I thought you might find this amusing. Here y'go:

The first thing that happens is that the troll's daddy and its other daddy feel that "special way" about each other.

Then, about nine months later, the stork does a flyby of the expectant parents - but not just any stork, no... this is a SPECIAL stork. A leprous, blighted, tattered, pus-dripping noxious braindead zombie stork, bearing its bundle of oozing misery - the gurgling drooling idiotic leftist democratic meatpuppet we know as the "troll".

Then, some decades later, when the troll matures (should I say, instead, "ripens"?) to the mental age of three, some benevolent but misguided soul shows it how to operate a net-linked computer when the circus freakshow keeper is not paying attention.

In a virtual case of water (though "water" is not precicely the fluid I mean) seeking its own level, the troll automatically finds its bumbling way to that hot-spot of all drooling retards, democrappicundergrown.compostheap.

The troll is so delighted to at long last be among wits of its own base level that it dissolves in a feculent bubbling mass of outgassing putrescence. When it re-coalesces in its new blighted environs, it takes the form and function best suited to the Elite Masters of its race - the mindless slobbering sightless clammy-fisted eunuch known publicly by many names (Deaniac being one, Clintoonista another, and a more recent species called a JKoff) but known privately to their owners as "useful idiots."

These useful idiots are spewn forth like the gibbering overflow of a well-used and fermented satanic port-o-let, to contaminate, stain, and stink up the more wholesome and cleanly realms of the internet, so that the great old ones - Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, and the Unmentionable One (Teddy Kennedy) among them - can spread their glandered dominion ever farther.

Such purulent squamous masses soon or late wash up upon our shores.

They invariably burble their flatulent war cries.

This sudden gust of methane and stinks of less describable nature rouse the denizens of this fair land to wrath and vengeance.

Cruel and merciless warriors known as the Viking Kitties descend upon the hapless blob of noisome jelly, gashing it with barbs of wit and pith.

Such martial valor alerts the Almighty Mods of this land.

Jove thunders.

Lighning strikes! (ZOT!)

Methane emanations ignite!

And they detonate, flashing into an expanding pink mist of DUh.

There you have it, then. The short (and postable) version.

*****

RKBA-6-ACTUAL TO ALL RKBA ELEMENTS: COMMENCE INDEPENDENT AND/OR COORDINATED OPERATIONS AT WILL.


36 posted on 08/05/2004 3:29:26 PM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
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To: ADeanDemocrat; King Prout

37 posted on 08/05/2004 3:40:47 PM PDT by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: King Prout
RKBA-6-ACTUAL TO ALL RKBA ELEMENTS: COMMENCE INDEPENDENT AND/OR COORDINATED OPERATIONS AT WILL.

ROGER!


41 posted on 08/05/2004 3:47:28 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: King Prout
KP, I think Bidden may be talking about people like you and me in this speech he gave at the DNC a few days ago. Sounds like he wants to put us under the sword. I know he is being ambiguous on purpose, but he is directing his comments at people that "quote Scripture". What do you think? I think he means us and he is catering to the god haters.

566 KB wmv file of Sen. Joe Biden's Comments at 2004 DNC
Transcript:

Our friends on the other side love to quote the Bible.
Just as Joshua's trumpets brought down the walls of Jericho, just as American values brought down the Berlin Wall,
So will radical Fundamentalists fall to the terrible swift power of our ideas as well as our swords.
48 posted on 08/05/2004 4:13:34 PM PDT by DocRock (Check my homepage for more "home movies" of the Kerry campaign)
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To: King Prout
Here is the short version of how a ZOT works:


59 posted on 08/05/2004 8:46:28 PM PDT by 4mycountry ( Lady Morganna, Thrower of Spells and Heavy Objects, Keeper of the Wood Shampoo, poster of 11,111)
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