We need a good exorcist to get rid of this evil!
Posted on 08/12/2004 10:16:48 AM PDT by Pyro7480
Writer Jimmy Breslin Takes on Catholic Church
By Arthur Spiegelman
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Some people call him a saint of American journalism -- a man who walks, talks and breaks bread with the homeless and the afflicted, a man who doesn't hesitate to take on city hall or march into a riot.
Others call Jimmy Breslin a bully, a braggart and a misquoter, the sort of fellow who'll yell at anyone regardless of race, creed or national origin.
A colleague once combined both ideas: Breslin, he said, talks like Archie Bunker, the loudmouth bigot of TV's "All in the Family," but writes like Charles Dickens.
Now the columnist for New York's Newsday newspaper, who has had TV series built around his life and is credited with revolutionizing journalism with his unique in-your-face writing style, says enough with all that "saint/sinner" stuff.
In "The Church that Christ Forgot," his 14th book, the 75-year-old Breslin says he has finally learned that he is in the wrong business and now it is time for him to do nothing less than save the scandal-plagued Roman Catholic Church, of which he claims to be a devout and loyal member.
So he says please now call him "Bishop Breslin" and he jokes that it is time to change jobs, to make a career move. No more book with titles like "Can't Anybody Here Play This Game" and "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight," Breslin has a church to save.
But to talk to him about why he should become a bishop is to be reminded of Groucho Marx's dictum that here is a man who would never join a club that would have him as a member.
NOT IN THE SAME PEW
Breslin, a Pulitzer Prize winner whose stories consistently champion the little man, and the church are not in the same pew, let alone the same cathedral.
He says that he has found himself at the intersection "of two faiths, the Roman Catholic Church and the Catholic religion" and adds, "They are separate and not nearly equal."
Outraged at the sex abuse scandal that has engulfed the church, Breslin says, "I qualify for the rank of bishop because I am not a pedophile."
Although he says he seldom misses a Sunday mass, Breslin has long been at odds with his church, opposing its stands on abortion, homosexuality and women in the priesthood, as well as being outraged by its failure to crack down on the priest sex scandal.
"The present pope has four subjects on his mind: abortion, abortion, abortion and Poland," Breslin says in his book before launching into an imaginary conversation with the pontiff.
"For me the sex scandal highlighted what was wrong. You can't have a church without women and married priests. The church has been in office too long. It needs an infusion," Breslin said recently in a telephone interview.
While some critics declare themselves delighted by Breslin's stand and his stream of consciousness manner of presenting his conclusions, not all are happy with his approach.
Former New York Gov. Mario Cuomo, a longtime Breslin friend, calls the book "an anguished and stunningly real cri de coeur by a forever Christian, badly wounded by the religion he clings to. Brilliantly written as only Jimmy Breslin could."
But veteran religion writer Kenneth Woodward, writing in the Washington Post, says, "Breslin has produced an incoherent rant that tells us nothing new about the abuse crisis, much that is demonstrably false and more than anyone would want to know about his loss of a very literal and childish faith. In chapters that read like a string of his newspaper columns, his rage erupts in spasms of paralyzing bathos"
Would Woodward have said that if he knew he was dealing with a bishop and not a mere journalist?
Orthodox Catholic ping!
Have another drink Jimmy - it can't hurt.
"For me the sex scandal highlighted what was wrong. You can't have a church without women and married priests. The church has been in office too long. It needs an infusion," Breslin said recently in a telephone interview."
As a friend's sister used to say.....oh honey, puleeeeeeeeeeeze!
Memo to Mr. Breslin: Dude, stop smoking the cheap weed, 'cause it is addling your brain something fierce!
And this guy is "catholic?" OK - and pigs fly, right?!
Will Lanny Davis be labeling Breslin as a self-hating, anti-Catholic bigot for saying this?
I don't know a single soul who has read any of Breslin's books.
We need a good exorcist to get rid of this evil!
....a legend in his mind. He could easily walk with the pompous and arrogant within the American Conference of Bishops. The old saying. 'It takes one to know one' fits well, here.
Save for later reading.
You are exactly right. :-)
The Gand That Couldn't Shoot Straight was pretty good. That was 30 or so years ago.
The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight was pretty good. That was 30 or so years ago.
I take it Breslin suggests the church change its position on prostitution so that ugly men like him have a chance to enjoy carnal pleasures.
The Church's shepherds should have the courage and conviction to tell those who say "I'm a devoted Catholic but I disagree with the Church on abortion, homosexuality and women priests" that they are not Catholics in good standing. Nobody has a right to be a Catholic unless they believe what the Church teaches. The Church is not a public accomodation but a private society of believers.
I know. When I put the word Catholic in quotes and starting with a lower-case "c", I was tongue-in-cheek and rolling eyes (not being face to face can be a pain) that he was/is about as much of a real Catholic as Jimmy Swaggert.
Amen! If someone who cannot accept and agree with the Church's teachings says so and then departs for a time, I can respect them, they are at least being honest and not doing false advertising. But if they say they are Catholic and they are pro-gay-marriange, pro-abortion, supporting/teaching/encouraging doctrines and actions destructive to 2000 years of Scripture and Tradition, that's a whole other matter. In that case, they are termites who are determined to undermine all of us and make in the fountain we have to drink from. Sabotage is the term that seems to fit.
"The Church's shepherds should have the courage and conviction to tell those who say "I'm a devoted Catholic but I disagree with the Church on abortion, homosexuality and women priests" that they are not Catholics in good standing."
You are right, Unam. Sadly, it seems there aren't that many shepherds around with the required courage and conviction. Too many of them are PC politicos still stuck in the 60s and 70s.
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