Posted on 06/27/2005 7:35:08 PM PDT by Revelation 911
I like big Bibles I can not lie, You Christian brothers can't deny, When a girl walks in with a KJV And a bookmark in proverbs, You get stoked. It got a name engraved, you know this girl has been saved It looks like one of those large ones, With plenty of space in the margins, Oh baby, I want to read it with you, Because your Bible has got pictures, My minister tried to console me, But the book you've got makes me so Holy.
That is hilarious.
lol!
Me So Holy...
HAR!
Pretty funny. "And if you're Catholic, there's even more!"
I loved the felt storyboard. Nice touch.
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A total of 73 to be precise. That was very well done.
bump
We have a winner!
More what?
Not more of the good book.
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