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  • End of the World: Biblical prophecy claims Rapture is coming on Pentecost (June 9, 2019

    11/09/2019 3:01:48 AM PST · by Cronos · 130 replies
    The Star ^ | 6 June 2019 | Lucy Domachowski
    ..Steve Fletcher, who monitors events that could signal the end of mankind, believes the Rapture starts this weekend (9 June 2019) He explained a number of factors had allowed him to pinpoint the end of times – which coincides with Pentecost - a day commemorating the descent of the Holy Spirit upon the Apostles and other followers of Jesus Christ while they were in Jerusalem celebrating He said: “I’ve been meditating on this. “There’s a connection to the Rapture in the spring and I do not think we’re going to [have to wait until] August. “I do see biblical reasonings...
  • Muhammad Meets the Joker (Muhammad's Boom-Boom Room)

    10/04/2019 1:05:12 PM PDT · by OddLane · 15 replies
    Acts 17 Apologetics ^ | 10/4/19 | David Wood and Vocab Malone
    Muhammad is the Clown Prince of Prophecy. The Joker is the Clown Prince of Crime. What happens when Prophet Muhammad meets the Ace of Knaves? Find out in the latest installment of "Muhammad's Boom-Boom Room," starring Vocab Malone as Muhammad and David Wood as the one and only Joker.
  • David Wood Apologizes to All Muslims

    09/06/2019 11:37:58 AM PDT · by fishtank · 16 replies
    Acts17Apologetics ^ | 9-5-19 | David Wood
    David Wood Apologizes to All Muslims 38,804 views Acts17Apologetics Published on Sep 5, 2019 I haven't posted much in the last six weeks. Here's an update and an apology.
  • Joy Behar Touts Buttigieg Lecturing Christians For 'Sinning' On Climate Change

    09/05/2019 11:44:00 AM PDT · by Morgana · 23 replies
    mrcNEWSBUSTERS ^ | SEPT. 5, 2019 | Kristine Marsh
    Thursday on The View, the liberal co-hosts gushed over 2020 candidate South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigeg attacking Christians about the climate, during his CNN town hall late Wednesday. The same View hosts who hate God being brought into the topic of abortion, loved that Democrats were bringing God into climate change. After talking about Marianne Williamson’s tweet saying that meditation could stop Hurricane Dorian, co-host Joy Behar tied the wacky comment to Buttigieg invoking Christianity in the climate change agenda: JOY BEHAR: Pete Buttigieg was very interesting on the subject of religion and the climate change, and I'm just...
  • Nation Begs Jesus To Return Before Democrats' 7-Hour Town Hall On Climate Change

    09/02/2019 6:58:08 AM PDT · by metmom · 27 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | August 30th, 2019
    U.S.—Millions of Americans have repented of their sinful ways and turned to Jesus after hearing that Democrats are going to be on CNN for seven whole hours talking about climate change next week. Whole cities, towns, and states accepted Christ as their savior as they saw God's judgment coming on the nation in the form of Democrats going on and on about climate change for hours. "Please Lord---do not leave Your people to suffer," one man prayed, prostrate on the ground, sweating blood from his despair. "Why have you forsaken us? 'Awake, Lord! Why do you sleep? Rouse yourself! Do...
  • God Bless

    08/27/2019 3:12:20 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 10 replies
    email from a friend | 8/27/2019 | unknown
    An old priest lay dying in a Hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. “Yes, Father?” said the nurse. “I would really like to see Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi before I die”, whispered the priest. “I’ll see what I can do, Father,” replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Chuck and Nancy would be delighted to visit the priest As they went to the hospital, Chuck commented to Nancy “I don’t know why...
  • Mormons Launch Sacred Underwear Store 'Brigham's Secret'

    08/14/2019 12:57:44 AM PDT · by Norski · 94 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | August 9, 2019 | Staff
    SALT LAKE CITY, UT—A specialty underwear shop targeting Mormons has opened in Salt Lake City's Temple Square. If the venture is successful, "Brigham's Secret" stores will become a reality in malls and shopping centers all over the country. The store allows men and women to shop for various temple undergarments, which are designed to offer both maximum comfort and be a constant reminder of the covenants made with God in the temple. Coming in multiple colors, types of material, and various different cuts, the luxury temple garments will allow Latter-Day Saints to look their very best while going about their...
  • Clint Eastwood Reads Praise Song Lyrics

    08/12/2019 12:44:57 PM PDT · by Morgana · 27 replies
    LutheranSatire ^ | Published on Nov 9, 2018 | LutheranSatire
    Clint Eastwood Reads Praise Song Lyrics Mr. Eastwood doesn't much care for your vague, sappy, and repetitious worship music.
  • Mindless Christian followers of secular screaming liberals should look at themselves in a mirror.

    08/10/2019 6:18:05 PM PDT · by God cares · 33 replies
    8/10/2019 | God cares
    Well, as the well-thought Christian centrist I believed myself to be, I just managed to offend a Christian gal who was talking, for all the world, like a screaming liberal of the secular persuasion. It was about the prospective end of a refugee program for resettlement in the USA. I tried to tell her that it is a culture issue, not a racial issue, but I might as well have tried to talk to a wall, lol. Such a thing could actually WORK if it was well vetted enough. Donald Trump spoke of the "big, beautiful door" that he wanted...
  • Uber Introduces UberAir For Megachurch Pastors Who Can't Afford Their Own Luxury Jets (Satire)

    07/02/2019 5:14:22 AM PDT · by Gamecock · 4 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 7/2/2019
    SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In an effort to expand their mission to make transportation increasingly accessible, Uber announced the launch of their new service, UberAir. Following Uber’s gig-based business model, UberAir will focus on making expensive private jets available on a pay-per-use basis to wealthy megachurch pastors. With several televangelists like Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis gaining media attention for their $60 million luxury jets, many other megachurch pastors have been feeling left in the dust. Uber aims to address this much-neglected customer base by creating a system wherein spiritual giants like Creflo Dollar and Joyce Meyer would be able to rent...
  • Tour Of Israel Now Includes Jesus's 8,000-Square-Foot Lake House (Satire)

    06/08/2019 2:36:29 PM PDT · by Gamecock · 11 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 6/6/2017
    CAPERNAUM, ISRAEL—Several prominent organizations offering tours of the Holy Land announced Monday they would now be including Jesus of Nazareth’s 8,000-square-foot lake house on the shores of the Sea of Galilee in their premier tour packages. According to historians, Jesus purchased the lake house with proceeds from his second major book deal, coupled with the hefty salary he pulled for his pastoral work. Local man Henry Armstrong told reporters Monday he was really looking forward to visiting the sprawling mansion, as he would get a great idea of how Jesus spent his months-long sabbaticals throughout the year. “Only 4,000 square...
  • Bible Versions Compared To Star Wars Characters. (Humor)

    05/16/2019 8:27:47 AM PDT · by Gamecock · 13 replies
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  • Infographic: Guide to Alternative Names for Religions

    04/25/2019 10:59:17 AM PDT · by Mrs. Don-o · 19 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | April 25, 2019 | Media Experts Smarter Than You
    You can't be too careful out there nowadays. It's really easy to call a religious person an offensive name. No one knows this better than the press. The mainstream media is very sensitive to different religions. They may be the very best experts in the field of religiony stuff. That's why they were careful to refer to Christians as "Easter worshipers" lately. You might not have ever heard that term used before, but that's because you don't know as much about religions as the media does. They're pros. We want to help you out. So we whipped up this handy...
  • The Devil's Easter Press Conference (Humor)

    04/21/2019 11:16:20 AM PDT · by NRx · 2 replies
    YouTube ^ | 04-21-2019 | Lutheran Satire
    Hell's most respected journalists have a few questions for Satan after his crushing loss to Jesus on Easter Sunday.
  • Affirming mosques help gay Muslims reconcile faith, sexuality

    04/01/2019 9:12:07 PM PDT · by Cronos · 22 replies
    NBC ^ | 29 March 2019 | Finbarr Toesland
    Imam El-Farouk Khaki co-founded Toronto's first LGBTQ-friendly mosque, Unity Mosque, 10 years ago to allow lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer Muslims to attend prayers without having to hide their sexual orientation or gender identity for fear of discrimination. “I wanted a Muslim space that welcomed all humans and celebrated human diversity, including gender and sexual diversity,” Khaki told NBC News. “I used to get angry going to the mosque, because I would often have to listen to irrelevant or ignorant sermons. When I go to Unity Mosque, I am happy.” With no dress code for women, no gender segregation...
  • 10 Ironclad Proofs That Jesus Was A Socialist [Humor]

    03/22/2019 9:44:29 PM PDT · by OddLane · 15 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 3/22/19 | Babylon Bee
    We all know that Jesus was a socialist. It's pretty obvious, because we heard a college professor say so one time. Nonetheless, there are many neanderthals who still don't know this beautiful truth. To help you convince them that Jesus was a passionate supporter of a centralized economy, totalitarian state, and redistribution of wealth, look no further than these 10 indisputable proofs..
  • Extremist Pastor Attacks Cafe With Super Soaker, Dozens Baptized (Satiresque)

    02/01/2019 1:06:42 PM PST · by Gamecock · 5 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 2/1/2019
    ORANGE, CA—Patrons at Winthrop’s Cafe in Orange found themselves victims of a random attack on Tuesday that will change their lives forever. The cafe-goers were enjoying their soups and salads when 35-year-old senior pastor of Everlife Community Church, Marty Muggins barged onto the premises armed with a Super Soaker and opened fire on the crowded cafe. “I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son, and of the Holy Spirit!!!" he was reported to have shouted along with other incoherent religious exclamations as he totally immersed his victims. By the time police arrived on the scene, Muggins had...
  • Adam and Eve

    01/16/2019 3:18:50 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 15 replies
    email | 1/16/2019 | unnown
    Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. "She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've...
  • Progressive Pastor Spends Entire Sermon Apologizing For What Bible Says (Satire)

    01/14/2019 12:32:59 PM PST · by Gamecock · 5 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 1/17/2019
    BULL PASS, TX—Progressive pastor Lucas North of St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church spent almost every word of his twenty-minute sermon Sunday morning apologizing for the passage he had chosen to preach on, audience members confirmed. Reverend North reportedly preached on Jesus’ teachings about His Second Coming and the story of the wicked servant at the end of the 24th chapter of the gospel of Matthew. “I know Jesus said some pretty tough things in this passage here,” North began gently. “I just want to start out by saying I’m so sorry for the unfortunate choice of words used in these passages...
  • The Tale of the Two Calendars: Why the Orthodox Church can't agree onwhat day it is

    12/08/2018 10:08:56 AM PST · by NRx · 10 replies
    YouTube ^ | 12-07-2018 | Bible Illustrated
    A humorous look at the great calendar debate within (mostly) the Orthodox Church.