1 posted on
04/12/2006 11:34:54 AM PDT by
Gamecock
To: Alex Murphy; Frumanchu; irishtenor; rwfromkansas; Calvinist_Dark_Lord; rdb3; Dahlseide; ...
***Rick, on the other hand, has a message that says, ‘Hey, God has a purpose for you shopping at Kmart.’***
I guess I better shop at K-Mart.
2 posted on
04/12/2006 11:39:45 AM PDT by
Gamecock
("I save dead people" -- God (Eph 2:5))
To: Gamecock
LOL !!
3 posted on
04/12/2006 11:46:33 AM PDT by
Uri’el-2012
(Trust in YHvH forever, for the LORD, YHvH is the Rock eternal. (Isaiah 26:4))
To: dighton
Featured products in the collection ... a fold-out Krispy Kreme donut tray and coffee cup holder. Personally, I find the table next to my chair sufficient to hold my cup of coffee or glass of sodee pop and whatever munchies going when I'm reading ... this is really necessary??
To: Gamecock
Guess what Kmart and Rick Warren have in common
the both are in it for the money
11 posted on
04/12/2006 1:27:14 PM PDT by
bremenboy
(Medicare Part D Expert)
To: Gamecock; agrace
Hahahahahaha... This is great.
Certainly the initial concern was that it might alienate consumers of other religious faiths. But once we realized that the purpose-driven philosophy didn’t rely on the Christian view of God, we were tickled to death.”
Sad to say, that is too true.
12 posted on
04/12/2006 4:51:41 PM PDT by
lupie
To: Gamecock
If this isn't a joke, it should be! Not that I don't agree that they need to dump Martha, but good grief! Rick Warren????
To: Gamecock
LOL!
I guess I'm doomed to eternal damnation since I won't shop at KMart. Our local store never has more than two employees working at the same time. They either have empty shelves that need restocking or you stand in line forever. Hey, maybe standing in line forever *is* eternal damnation....
CC&E
To: Gamecock
Well, if they combine this with a 'Made in Religiosly Free Countries' product push, they may just have a new niche.
18 posted on
04/13/2006 5:51:26 AM PDT by
polymuser
(Losing, like flooding, brings rats to the surface.)
To: Gamecock
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19 posted on
04/13/2006 5:57:10 AM PDT by
Fintan
(Did you really think I could post such insightful replies if I actually read the article???)
To: Gamecock
Won't make me shop at K-Mart.
20 posted on
04/13/2006 5:59:17 AM PDT by
Salvation
(†With God all things are possible.†)
To: Gamecock
21 posted on
04/13/2006 5:51:48 PM PDT by
dangus
To: Gamecock
"Jesus saves! So can you, at K-Mart!"
To: Gamecock
‘Hey, God has a purpose for you shopping at Kmart.’Well, He also had a purpose for Nebuchadnezzar and the Babylonian army.
This isn't a similar purpose, is it?
33 posted on
04/14/2006 10:49:30 AM PDT by
siunevada
(If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
To: Gamecock; TommyDale; Cyrano; GOPPachyderm
ping!
It's OK, Kmart lost my business long ago when they pulled ammo on 9-11.
35 posted on
04/22/2006 9:58:15 AM PDT by
Terriergal
("My conscience is captive to the word of God...here I stand. I can do no other. So help me God." ML)
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