Is that a WEDDING RING I see underneath that waffle??!!??
1. Yes, its a waffle.
2. Yes, she's a she.
3. Yes, its Boone's Farm in the glass decanter.
4. Yes, she's wearing a rain poncho that has Mickey Mouse on the back.
5. Yes, that is a wedding ring.
6. Yes, that is her wife (at least in MA) holding the script telling her what to say.
Anything other insult she can add to the list while still claiming to be Roman Catholic?
Absolutely! They also support 'married' priests ;-)
Hey, if you're going to dissent, go all the way.
I know that nuns, and maybe even priests sometimes put on a ring like that when they are ordained to symbolize their "marrying" the church and remaining chaste... not sure about this former nun of course