Oh, stop being a stick-in-the-mud. Go ahead and laugh! You have to admit that it's funny. It's from the Weekly World News.
If you still think it's not funny, we'll call for your elders to come and pray over you (James 5:14).
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To: Alex Murphy
* Have severed heads in your freezer. D'oh! Almost made it into Heaven.
2 posted on
08/21/2006 9:59:19 AM PDT by
thoughtomator
(There is no "Islamofascism" - there is only Islam)
To: Alex Murphy
"Wear white after Labor Day."
BS
In Heaven you wear white every day.
3 posted on
08/21/2006 9:59:25 AM PDT by
weegee
(Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
To: Alex Murphy
Have watched a movie with graphic violence, brief nudity, sexual themes or adult language. Seeing as how "excessive religious content" will rate a movie as not for "general audiences" anymore, ANYONE watching a movie is guaranteed to see the above these days.
4 posted on
08/21/2006 10:00:58 AM PDT by
weegee
(Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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5 posted on
08/21/2006 10:02:22 AM PDT by
Alex Murphy
(Colossians 2:6)
To: Alex Murphy
6 posted on
08/21/2006 10:02:56 AM PDT by
GreenAccord
(I just spell-checked MOONBAT. Shouldn't that be in the FR lexicon as a valid word?)
To: Alex Murphy
Oh, very humorous. I always snicker at the thought of people going to hell. Makes my day go better. /sarc
This is just a knockoff of something from The Onion or Lark News, and not as clever, just smart-alecky. Nor did I need anyone praying over me to discern that.
8 posted on
08/21/2006 10:03:35 AM PDT by
Scothia
( When something important is going on, silence is a lie.)
To: Alex Murphy
If you .....Can't stand harp music. Oh no.. .....I'm a big fan of Sonny Boy Williamson, Little Walter Jacobs, Junior Wells, and James Cotton.
9 posted on
08/21/2006 10:05:48 AM PDT by
Mr. Mojo
To: All
* Think WWJD stands "What Would J.Lo Do?" I thought it was "Who Wants Jack Daniels?"
10 posted on
08/21/2006 10:07:45 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
To: Alex Murphy
No self-respecting Southern woman would be caught wearing white after Labor Day and before Easter!!! It's not done!
11 posted on
08/21/2006 10:09:32 AM PDT by
Froufrou
To: Alex Murphy
My mama always told me whoremongering would get me in trouble.
Who knew? She was right!
14 posted on
08/21/2006 10:15:10 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
To: Alex Murphy
* Felt powerful and satisfied after squashing an insect. Technically, Dan Rather isn't an insect (4 legs, not 6). So I'm ok on this one.
15 posted on
08/21/2006 10:15:52 AM PDT by
kidd
To: Alex Murphy
This is so bad, I don't even think the Onion would run it!
17 posted on
08/21/2006 10:16:57 AM PDT by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Alex Murphy
Sorry, blasphemy is not funny to me.
18 posted on
08/21/2006 10:17:17 AM PDT by
SerpentDove
(I heard they're implanting chips in the tinfoil now.)
To: Alex Murphy
19 posted on
08/21/2006 10:19:20 AM PDT by
Toby06
(True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
To: Alex Murphy
20 posted on
08/21/2006 10:24:12 AM PDT by
sitetest
(If Roe is not overturned, no unborn child will ever be protected in law.)
To: Alex Murphy; stuartcr
You're going to Hell if you:Belong to any organized religion. "Every religion believes the members of every other religion are going to hell,...it's a Catch 22 situation."
stuartcr gets the last laugh.
21 posted on
08/21/2006 10:26:05 AM PDT by
siunevada
(If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
To: Alex Murphy
"Ever had a bath or shower with someone of the opposite sex." Uh oh.
22 posted on
08/21/2006 10:27:32 AM PDT by
Enterprise
(Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
To: Alex Murphy
23 posted on
08/21/2006 10:29:26 AM PDT by
Osage Orange
(The old/liberal/socialist media is the most ruthless and destructive enemy of this country.)
To: Alex Murphy
Have undressed people with your eyes at family reunions.
Yikes.
24 posted on
08/21/2006 10:39:00 AM PDT by
JamesP81
("Never let your schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain)
To: Alex Murphy
Well...I guess I'm among the damned, but I always thought this one was one of the signs you may be a redneck:
Have undressed people with your eyes at family reunions.
26 posted on
08/21/2006 10:44:22 AM PDT by
6ppc
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