Oh, stop being a stick-in-the-mud. Go ahead and laugh! You have to admit that it's funny. It's from the Weekly World News.
If you still think it's not funny, we'll call for your elders to come and pray over you (James 5:14).
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To: Alex Murphy
* Belong to any organized religion. "Every religion believes the members of every other religion are going to hell," explains Pinewood. "And since you can only belong to one religion at a time, it's a Catch 22 situation." I was doomed when we got to harp music, but this pretty much seals it.
I'm toast.
27 posted on
08/21/2006 10:46:12 AM PDT by
Dog Gone
To: Alex Murphy
* Have severed heads in your freezer. This is another one of those stupid Homeowners' Association rules, isn't it?
29 posted on
08/21/2006 10:51:26 AM PDT by
steve-b
("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
To: Alex Murphy
I Love the face on her. Definitely did more than one of the above---but I am Catholic and I am going to Purgatory for a few eons---that's why I have to make sure all my friends pray for my sad butt when I croke.
30 posted on
08/21/2006 10:51:32 AM PDT by
brooklyn dave
(Nasrallah, Hizballah, Ayatollah, Walla Walla--they all rhyme, I should write a ditty.)
To: Alex Murphy
* Use the F word more than once a day. Well, that settles any lingering doubts about the denizens of DU.
31 posted on
08/21/2006 10:52:33 AM PDT by
steve-b
("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
To: Alex Murphy
Have undressed people with your eyes at family reunions.
You're not going to hell for that; you're going to Arkansas.
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