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THE ANNUAL (OR BI-ANNUAL) "NEENER" CAUCUS THREAD
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Posted on 11/02/2006 6:55:53 PM PST by P-Marlowe
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To: Calm_Cool_and_Elected
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
To: blue-duncan
"Lots of people are afraid of heights. Not me--I'm afraid of widths."
CC&E
To: ArrogantBustard
ROMEO OSCAR FOXTROT LIMA Have you tried Echo Link?
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posted on
11/03/2006 6:23:30 AM PST
by
P-Marlowe
(LPFOKETT GAHCOEEP-w/o*)
To: P-Marlowe
Well, just stumbled downstairs and flipped on my computer to check the email. Guess I don't need coffee to wake up this morning. Now I have bated breath! LOL
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posted on
11/03/2006 6:25:12 AM PST
by
caseinpoint
(Don't get thickly involved in thin things.)
To: blue-duncan; Calm_Cool_and_Elected; scripter; Buggman; xzins; ladyinred; jude24
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
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posted on
11/03/2006 6:27:36 AM PST
by
P-Marlowe
(LPFOKETT GAHCOEEP-w/o*)
To: P-Marlowe
neener, neener, neener....
moving is a weiner,
snowfall isn't cleaner,
olly, olly, beaner,
nothing is free!
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posted on
11/03/2006 6:29:47 AM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: P-Marlowe; xzins; Buggman; blue-duncan; Revelation 911
47
posted on
11/03/2006 6:32:22 AM PST
by
Corin Stormhands
(Who the hell cares about the truth about Jim Webb? After all, George Allen said "macaca.")
To: P-Marlowe
I am far too embarrassed to say "Neener Neener Neener" but I will contribute with my favorite lawyer joke.
You are stiing at a table with Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Ladin and a lawyer. On the table is a pistol with two bullets. What do you do?
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Shoot the lawyer twice!
N3
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posted on
11/03/2006 6:33:31 AM PST
by
6ppc
(Call Photo Reuters, that's the name, and away goes truth right down the drain. Photo Reuters!)
To: P-Marlowe; Calm_Cool_and_Elected; scripter; Buggman; xzins; ladyinred; jude24
Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night.
He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove, discussing the town's business. Not one offered to allow Dow into the circle.
Dow told the men who he was, and that he had recently had a vision where he had been given a tour of Hell, much like the traveler in Dante's Inferno.
When one of the lawyers asked him what he had seen, he replied, "Very much what I see here: All of the lawyers, gathered in the hottest place."
To: P-Marlowe
Well, I was a clown in a caucus once...
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posted on
11/03/2006 6:36:28 AM PST
by
MortMan
(I was going to be indecisive, but I changed my mind.)
To: 6ppc; ArrogantBustard; xzins; blue-duncan
I am far too embarrassed to say "Neener Neener Neener" but I will contribute with my favorite lawyer joke.But you did say it!
November Echo Echo November Echo Radio.
November Echo Echo November Echo Radio.
November Echo Echo November Echo Radio.
Kilo Oscar Echo Tango Tango
{!}
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posted on
11/03/2006 6:38:23 AM PST
by
P-Marlowe
(LPFOKETT GAHCOEEP-w/o*)
To: P-Marlowe
What the heck does "baited breath" mean, anyway? Sardine-flavored toothpaste?
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posted on
11/03/2006 6:39:13 AM PST
by
MortMan
(I was going to be indecisive, but I changed my mind.)
To: P-Marlowe
No. But I'm not a ham. Got a license as a kid, never did much with it, let it expire.
Have you ever tried Echo Location?
To: ArrogantBustard
Have you ever tried Echo Location?No. Do you have a link?
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posted on
11/03/2006 6:45:29 AM PST
by
P-Marlowe
(LPFOKETT GAHCOEEP-w/o*)
To: blue-duncan
"I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time."
CC&E
To: MortMan; P-Marlowe
"What the heck does "baited breath" mean, anyway?"
What the handsome prince found when he kissed the sleeping beauty.
To: P-Marlowe
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posted on
11/03/2006 7:00:25 AM PST
by
6ppc
(Call Photo Reuters, that's the name, and away goes truth right down the drain. Photo Reuters!)
To: P-Marlowe
Just checking in... and going back to work.
N3
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posted on
11/03/2006 7:01:17 AM PST
by
scripter
("If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone." Romans 12:18)
To: 6ppc
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posted on
11/03/2006 7:07:32 AM PST
by
P-Marlowe
(LPFOKETT GAHCOEEP-w/o*)
To: caseinpoint; P-Marlowe
The word is "bated" and it means diminished or withheld, as in holding your breath. That's what I've heard. I found this:
Bated here is an old participle related to abated, it means stopped. Bated breath is breath that has been stopped, held. With bated breath means "while holding [your] breath" or "in breathless anticipation."
That makes the most sense.
{!}
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posted on
11/03/2006 7:09:00 AM PST
by
scripter
("If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone." Romans 12:18)
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