Posted on 11/02/2006 6:55:53 PM PST by P-Marlowe
The Annual (or maybe it's the Bi-Annual) meeting of the Fraternal Order of The Knights of the Eternal Time Table and the High Council of the Order of the Eternal Exclamation Point (With and without Asterisk) is hereby brought to order.
If you are a Neener or have otherwise been evicted or rejected from any intolerant religious ping lists, then you are surely welcome here. (And we will not call you Shirley).
I cannot ping anyone as we do not have a ping list
However anyone who wishes to be numbered among the Neeners is free to participate. If you do wish to be officially numbered among the neeners please take possession of one of our Eternal Exclamation Point Shields
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and to complete your initiation you must say "Neener Neener Neener" (Since, after all, we ARE the Knights who say "Neener Neener Neener"). If you are embarrassed to actually say "Neener Neener Neener" then you may abbreviate it by using a +2 font in red as follows :
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However do not expect anyone to ping you to the next meeting. We do not have a ping list. We don't even know who we are.
If you wish to participate, then you may post your favorite scene or saying from Monty Python's Holy Grail Movie, any one liner from Steven Wright, your favorite lawyer joke (or pastor joke) or any humourous sermon illustration (if there really is such a thing) that you may have heard or that you wish you had heard, any religious cartoon or any really good joke that will not make a Nun blush.
Caution: Anyone actually taking this thread seriously or posting any serious comment will be vaporized.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
CC&E
Have you tried Echo Link?
Well, just stumbled downstairs and flipped on my computer to check the email. Guess I don't need coffee to wake up this morning. Now I have bated breath! LOL
neener, neener, neener....
moving is a weiner,
snowfall isn't cleaner,
olly, olly, beaner,
nothing is free!
You are stiing at a table with Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Ladin and a lawyer. On the table is a pistol with two bullets. What do you do?
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Shoot the lawyer twice!
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Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night.
He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove, discussing the town's business. Not one offered to allow Dow into the circle.
Dow told the men who he was, and that he had recently had a vision where he had been given a tour of Hell, much like the traveler in Dante's Inferno.
When one of the lawyers asked him what he had seen, he replied, "Very much what I see here: All of the lawyers, gathered in the hottest place."
Well, I was a clown in a caucus once...
But you did say it!
November Echo Echo November Echo Radio.
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November Echo Echo November Echo Radio.
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Sardine-flavored toothpaste?
No. But I'm not a ham. Got a license as a kid, never did much with it, let it expire.
Have you ever tried Echo Location?
No. Do you have a link?
CC&E
"What the heck does "baited breath" mean, anyway?"
What the handsome prince found when he kissed the sleeping beauty.
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That's what I've heard. I found this:
Bated here is an old participle related to abated, it means stopped. Bated breath is breath that has been stopped, held. With bated breath means "while holding [your] breath" or "in breathless anticipation."That makes the most sense.
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