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Net Finney Guards Families Against the Harmful Effects of Calvinism
Tominthebox News Network® ^ | Tuesday, January 30, 2007 | Thomas Slawson

Posted on 03/28/2007 7:28:57 PM PDT by topcat54

LYNCHBURG, VIRGINIA

It is a situation that is becoming all too common. An unsuspecting individual begins to innocently search the internet for information on a particular subject and suddenly finds his or herself faced with the perils of Reformed theology.

"I was helping my ten-year-old son do a report on American Government." Said Kenneth Lyons, a concerned parent. "We were about to research America's election process, so we went to Google and typed in "election." The phone rang and I stepped out for no more than 5 minutes, and when I returned I found Eric reading some article by a guy named R.C. Sproul about believers being "elected" and "predestined" by God for salvation. I just freaked out! I didn't know what to do."

Lyons' story is not unique. Families and entire churches are discovering daily the theological risks of surfing the internet.

"We lost our pastor to this mess." Said Olivia Karnes, a member of Lynchburg Church of God. "We had begun to notice that Brother Smith's preaching was changing. He started preaching through Ephesians every Sunday. The next thing he did was he stopped doing altar calls! Then it all came out one Sunday. They found sermons on his computer from all these Calvinist guys and links to blogs like The Pyromaniacs, and Calvinist Gadfly. There was no choice. We had to let him go. Our church is still healing from this crushing blow."

But it was these kinds of stories that prompted a team of students and professors at Liberty University to develop a software that would protect people from accidentally or intentionally being exposed to Calvinism on the internet. Net Finney, named for the famous 19th-century Pelagian evangelist Charles Finney, effectively filters out 99.9% of Calvinist and Reformed literature and media on the internet.

"We think this is a tremendous step in stopping the spread of Reformed materials." Said Dr. Ergun Caner, president of Liberty University's theological seminary. "Now parents can rest easy letting their kids surf the web without the fear that they will turn into Calvinists."

In addition to blocking Calvinist and Reformed media the software will automatically filter any Calvinistic content out of sermons by renowned 19th-century Baptist minister Charles H. Spurgeon.

"It's an exciting development." Said Pastor James Yeates of New Hope Baptist Church, Lynchburg. "This Calvinism thing is literally infecting our Southern Baptist Churches. I hope this helps put a stop to things."


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1 posted on 03/28/2007 7:29:00 PM PDT by topcat54
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To: drstevej; OrthodoxPresbyterian; CCWoody; Wrigley; Gamecock; Jean Chauvin; jboot; AZhardliner; ...

Great Reformed Ping List


2 posted on 03/28/2007 7:31:13 PM PDT by topcat54
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To: topcat54

I hope this was posted "tongue-in-cheek!"


3 posted on 03/28/2007 7:33:59 PM PDT by LiteKeeper (Beware the secularization of America; the Islamization of Eurabia)
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To: topcat54

You've got to be kidding, right?


4 posted on 03/28/2007 7:37:09 PM PDT by CANBFORGIVEN (! Corinthians 2:14)
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To: topcat54
Geeez!


5 posted on 03/28/2007 7:39:42 PM PDT by rdb3 (He doesn't say anything cuz he's a doll.)
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To: CANBFORGIVEN
Yes, we too have Baptist inlaws ~ the article was good for a laugh, but all too often discussions begin with "Did you know your daughter in law is going to go to Hell".

Fortunately for them we are taught to be ecumenical to a fault.

6 posted on 03/28/2007 7:42:45 PM PDT by muawiyah
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To: topcat54

I can't find the article on their website.

Is it in one of the archives?


7 posted on 03/28/2007 7:49:19 PM PDT by fishtank
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To: fishtank

January 2007


8 posted on 03/28/2007 7:57:28 PM PDT by topcat54
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To: CANBFORGIVEN
Yes, it's a joke. Known satire site. Clickey here.
9 posted on 03/28/2007 7:59:26 PM PDT by Lee N. Field
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To: topcat54
In addition to blocking Calvinist and Reformed media the software will automatically filter any Calvinistic content out...

If only... ;)

Regards

10 posted on 03/28/2007 8:49:14 PM PDT by jo kus (Humility is present when one debases oneself without being obliged to do so- St.Chrysostom; Phil 2:8)
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To: topcat54
LOL!

Thanks for the Ping. That was deserving of a break from the Primaries threads.

11 posted on 03/29/2007 2:37:01 AM PDT by OrthodoxPresbyterian (We are Unworthy Servants; We have only done Our Duty -- Luke 17:10)
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To: topcat54; xzins; Revelation 911; P-Marlowe; blue-duncan; Buggman

Do they accept Paypal?


12 posted on 03/29/2007 4:16:36 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (http://www.virginiaisforrudy.com * http://wardsmythe.com * http://www.rudyblogs.com)
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To: topcat54; xzins; Revelation 911; P-Marlowe; blue-duncan; Buggman
his or herself faced with the perils of Reformed theology.

I see they haven't been confronted with the perils of an English grammar book.

That aside, Finney went from one reformed denomination to another....Presbyterian to Congregationalist.

13 posted on 03/29/2007 5:05:48 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Do they accept Paypal?

They sure do. FReepmail me and I'll tell you exactly how to send in a payment.

14 posted on 03/29/2007 5:10:45 AM PDT by Gamecock (Ecclesia reformata, semper reformanda secundum verbum Dei)
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To: Gamecock; xzins

*snicker*

Interestingly our AOG pastor is preaching through Ephesians leading up to Easter.


15 posted on 03/29/2007 5:58:43 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (http://www.virginiaisforrudy.com * http://wardsmythe.com * http://www.rudyblogs.com)
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To: OrthodoxPresbyterian; topcat54; Corin Stormhands

PRIMARIES????

You surely mean PLAYOFFS!!

G-town in an upset.

Hibbert is more consistent than whimsical Oden and he's 2 inches taller.

Ewing, Thompson, G-town....destiny's child???


16 posted on 03/29/2007 6:47:25 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: xzins
That aside, Finney went from one reformed denomination to another....Presbyterian to Congregationalist.

Wolf in sheep's clothing. Besides, whether the Congregationalists were reformed at this time is highly debatable. Perhaps on paper but not in practice.

17 posted on 03/29/2007 7:05:16 AM PDT by topcat54
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To: topcat54

Facts are nonetheless facts.

Finney was inflicted on us, not by the Methodists, but by the Reformed.

There is some poetic justice in that.


18 posted on 03/29/2007 7:13:26 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Interestingly our AOG pastor is preaching through Ephesians leading up to Easter.

You should tell your pastor that Easter came before Ephesians :D

19 posted on 03/29/2007 7:33:30 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: xzins
Finney was inflicted on us, not by the Methodists, but by the Reformed.

Finney lied to the Reformed re his beliefs. He inflicted himself upon everyone.

20 posted on 03/29/2007 7:34:42 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
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