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New liturgical position (Catholic Caucus)
The Curt Jester ^ | September 3, 2007 | Jeff Miller

Posted on 09/04/2007 1:41:31 PM PDT by Frank Sheed

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To: Frank Sheed; dangus
No worries. She was just interviewing for a job

at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

21 posted on 09/05/2007 12:09:00 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Frank Sheed

So where’s the one for clapping in church? I’m with Miss Manners here: “If God wishes to applaud in church, He may, but it is inappropriate for anyone else to do so.” ;-)


22 posted on 09/05/2007 12:09:45 PM PDT by maryz
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To: Frank Sheed
I loved this. I posted a link to it on my blog page, just in case...
23 posted on 09/05/2007 12:33:09 PM PDT by redhead (Victory first; then peace)
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To: Steve0113
ping! I want this job!

I'll bet you DO.

I don't see a rule in there for "You must be this tall to distribute the Eucharist" - remember the time I almost took out the whole ciborium curtseying down to receive from the elf at the beach?

24 posted on 09/05/2007 12:46:46 PM PDT by nina0113 (If fences don't work, why does the White House have one?)
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To: nina0113
There's much (good) to be said for the Communion Rail.
25 posted on 09/05/2007 12:56:52 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

The woman couldn’t have been four foot six, and there was NOTHING to hold on to. My foot twisted under me when I was trying to curtsey down and I just missed going over & taking the ciborium with me (and the EME, but that wouldn’t have bothered me as much).

It was a cool church though - brand new, a replacement due to arson. The only thing saved from the old church was the crucifix, which was burned all over, but so symmetrically that it was still very beautiful. They had it in a glass case in one of the hallways.


26 posted on 09/05/2007 1:24:57 PM PDT by nina0113 (If fences don't work, why does the White House have one?)
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To: maryz

Sniper in the choir loft “looks after things.”


27 posted on 09/05/2007 4:36:37 PM PDT by Frank Sheed (Fr. V. R. Capodanno, Lt, USN, Catholic Chaplain. 3rd/5th, 1st Marine Div., FMF. MOH, posthumously.)
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To: Frank Sheed

LOL! As long as it’s taken care of . . .


28 posted on 09/05/2007 4:46:29 PM PDT by maryz
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To: dangus
Unfortunately, this is neither "beautiful" nor "stupid" but shameful. It degrades and is a scandal upon the very real sacrifice of Our Lord at Calvary and during the Mass.
Sad, regrettable, and disgusting.
29 posted on 09/05/2007 6:43:04 PM PDT by vox_freedom
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To: dangus
on further review, I'm kinda wondering what the girl on the viewer's left is doing: She seems to have one leg WAY in the air, and no leg underneath her.

"Illegal levitation, on the offense. Five yard penalty from the spot of the foul ... replay, second down."

30 posted on 09/05/2007 8:48:36 PM PDT by Campion
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To: Mike Fieschko

LOL, I love it!


31 posted on 09/06/2007 1:26:54 AM PDT by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: wagglebee

Did you see this? Pretty funny stuff. DH has memorized a couple of these signals to make me laugh this Sunday. I’ll be watching for the “What the heck am I hearing?” signal. LOL!


32 posted on 09/18/2007 8:46:28 PM PDT by samiam1972 (I'm a mommy again!)
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