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Nyuck!
1 posted on 09/04/2007 1:41:33 PM PDT by Frank Sheed
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New Liturgical Position!!


2 posted on 09/04/2007 1:42:34 PM PDT by Frank Sheed (Fr. V. R. Capodanno, Lt, USN, Catholic Chaplain. 3rd/5th, 1st Marine Div., FMF. MOH, posthumously.)
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To: Frank Sheed
Hat tip to Dr. Bombay on Catholic Answers Forum (I think he got tossed for this one! Love ya boss)

To be used when either the Orans position is usurped by the laity at the Our Father or at the "Lift up your hearts" toss.

5 posted on 09/04/2007 1:54:27 PM PDT by netmilsmom (To attack one section of Christianity in this day and age, is to waste time .)
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To: Frank Sheed

Was just about to post this myself. Hysterical!


7 posted on 09/04/2007 2:20:56 PM PDT by LisaFab
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To: Frank Sheed
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Where is the whistle & flag?

9 posted on 09/04/2007 3:23:02 PM PDT by vox_freedom
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To: Frank Sheed
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11 posted on 09/04/2007 3:29:09 PM PDT by vox_freedom
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To: Frank Sheed

‘Coach wants to see you. Bring your playbook.’


13 posted on 09/04/2007 6:57:57 PM PDT by Mike Fieschko (et numquam abrogatam)
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ping! I want this job!


16 posted on 09/05/2007 6:27:28 AM PDT by Steve0113 (Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -A.L.)
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An army of referees would be necessary.


18 posted on 09/05/2007 8:09:21 AM PDT by NYer ("Where the bishop is present, there is the Catholic Church" - Ignatius of Antioch)
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To: Frank Sheed

So where’s the one for clapping in church? I’m with Miss Manners here: “If God wishes to applaud in church, He may, but it is inappropriate for anyone else to do so.” ;-)


22 posted on 09/05/2007 12:09:45 PM PDT by maryz
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To: Frank Sheed
I loved this. I posted a link to it on my blog page, just in case...
23 posted on 09/05/2007 12:33:09 PM PDT by redhead (Victory first; then peace)
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To: wagglebee

Did you see this? Pretty funny stuff. DH has memorized a couple of these signals to make me laugh this Sunday. I’ll be watching for the “What the heck am I hearing?” signal. LOL!


32 posted on 09/18/2007 8:46:28 PM PDT by samiam1972 (I'm a mommy again!)
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