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Joel Olsteen Joins With Catholics To Convert Confused Protestants
What?..Um - theological satire ^
| 6/28/2007
| seth
Posted on 11/05/2007 6:56:11 AM PST by Alex Murphy
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To: dragonblustar; Alex Murphy; Dr. Eckleburg; Campion
Okay, folks, let’s be nice. May the Schwartz be with you all.
To: Larry Lucido
May the Schwartz be with you all.Moichendeising!
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posted on
11/05/2007 11:38:45 AM PST
by
Alex Murphy
("Therefore the prudent keep silent at that time, for it is an evil time." - Amos 5:13)
To: Alex Murphy
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posted on
11/05/2007 12:05:42 PM PST
by
Dr. Eckleburg
("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
To: Dr. Eckleburg; Alex Murphy; Larry Lucido
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posted on
11/05/2007 12:26:04 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(Gamecock: Declared anathema by the Council of Trent!)
To: Terriergal
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posted on
11/05/2007 12:28:41 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(Gamecock: Declared anathema by the Council of Trent!)
To: Gamecock
LOL. Another “another Christ.”
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posted on
11/05/2007 12:32:50 PM PST
by
Dr. Eckleburg
("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
To: Aquinasfan
Can someone tell me what Joel is about in 20 words or less? Otherwise I’ll have to watch his show for more than ten seconds.
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I’m late to the thread and I’m likely not the first to say that I can opine what I think he is about in exactly 2 words: Joel Osteen.
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posted on
11/05/2007 1:01:09 PM PST
by
dmz
To: Tamar1973
Since you’re also a Star Wars fan........!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
11/05/2007 7:42:18 PM PST
by
fishtank
("Patriotic Nationalism?" - YES!!!....."Globalist Multiculturalism?" - NO!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)
To: fishtank
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posted on
11/05/2007 7:47:16 PM PST
by
Tamar1973
(Riding the Korean Wave, one BYJ movie at a time! (http://www.byj.co.kr))
To: Tamar1973
So, who wins in a fight, Joel or Anakin??
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posted on
11/05/2007 7:51:13 PM PST
by
fishtank
("Patriotic Nationalism?" - YES!!!....."Globalist Multiculturalism?" - NO!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)
To: Alex Murphy; NeoCaveman
Luke Skywalker is the Archbishop of Houston???
To: NeoCaveman
Just another "health and wealth" preacher.Bingo night in the Catholic church just got mega......
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posted on
11/05/2007 7:54:46 PM PST
by
skateman
(Bush good, demonrats bad.)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Luke Skywalker is the Archbishop of Houston???The force is strong with that one.
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posted on
11/05/2007 7:58:33 PM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Every time you’re somewhere, that means you’re not somewhere else, Fred D Thompson 44)
To: fishtank
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posted on
11/05/2007 8:02:23 PM PST
by
Tamar1973
(Riding the Korean Wave, one BYJ movie at a time! (http://www.byj.co.kr))
To: fishtank
I can tell ya Joel would never win a staring contest, unless he gets new contacts.
To: NeoCaveman
“I am your Father” has a whole new meaning now.
To: Aquinasfan
I have never watched more than moments of his broadcast but I just saw Osteen on a CNN Interview, of all places. Two thoughts: 1) his message is that if you live by God’s laws you will prosper and be happy, with or without wealth. Hard to argue with. 2) If those teeth are capped he needs a new dentist desperately. I don’t think you know much about this guy, since you obviously have his teeth confused with someone else’s and appear to have missed his basic message.
To: Aquinasfan
Can someone tell me what Joel is about in 20 words or less?He's about 4 miles wide and about two inches deep.
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posted on
11/06/2007 4:32:58 AM PST
by
Uncle Chip
(TRUTH : Ignore it. Deride it. Allegorize it. Interpret it. But you can't ESCAPE it.)
To: Gamecock; HarleyD; TommyDale; Alex Murphy; shaggy eel; My2Cents; jumpdrive; Calvert Cliffs Cafe; ...
Oh, WOW ! ROFL that is NOT funny — but it is...
Does that make me a confused protestant?
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posted on
11/06/2007 4:28:46 PM PST
by
Terriergal
("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
To: Aquinasfan
He’s about:
“I think I can I think I can (etc) I know I can I know I can (etc etc)”
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posted on
11/06/2007 4:35:11 PM PST
by
Terriergal
("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
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