Posted on 05/31/2008 11:59:25 AM PDT by Frank Fantasia
Love does a lot of things to people; Joseph Smith loved Emily Hail very much, If he lied it was only to win her fathers respect. This is quite normal for a young man in love. Often a man in love would do anything for the woman he loves, even lie.
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A man in lust might stoop to any nummber of things..
But a man who loves a woman as Christ loves the Church will be honest and trustworthy and will deserve the love of a maiden..
If Joseph Smith had turned up in my yard sniffing after my daughter, I would have had the law after him...
Lies do not win respect...
Respebct is earned through truth and honest dealings...
Joseph Smith had to lie becaise there was nothing decent in h9im...
Only lies and deciet...
Hardly the type of husband that a man wants for his only daughter...
Emma’s father loved her and tried to protect her from a demon possessed piece of scum..
Mr. Hale knew what Joseph Smith was and tried to run him off..
Poor man..he must have been heart broken when the mangy cur Jopseph Smith sneaked into his house and stole his daughter...
The false prophet joseph Smith had a history of wanting and taking by force what he had no right to..
He was so puffed up with his imigingings of grandiose that he objected when people said no to him and thought he had a right to murder them and steal from them for the “insult”
He was an adulterer and cheated on Emma right in her own house...
What a louse Joseph Smith was..
O ye of little faith, do you feel lucky?
;-)
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DTG 312104Z MAY 08
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: ECCLECTIC ZOT
RE: POST 1
1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. FR MOD COMMAND HAS INITIATED SNAP-SHOT ZORCH ON TARGET (QUICKZOT).
2. DUE TO UNUSUAL NATURE OF TROLL IN EVENT RE. 1, ALL ELEMENTS ARE ADVISED TO SUSPEND ALL DISBELIEF OPERATIONS THIS OCCASION. ALL ELEMENTS ARE FURTHER ADVISED TO OBSERVE EVENT WITH ADDITIONAL USE OF SALT, INDIVIDUAL, SINGLE-USE DOSE.
3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. WATCH NCOIC WILL CONDUCT BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER.
4. GENERAL ORDER ONE IS SUSPENDED THIS OCCASION. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA FOR AUTHORIZED LINE-DANCE UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS ENCOURAGED.
5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.
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NOTHING FOLLOWS
EOM EOM EOM
You seem to have mistaken us for people who care what you think.
IBTZ
have also had the privalege to study under a 9th generation Witch who is also a friend of mine.
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Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt zot a witch. Exodus 22:18
Learn some HTML. This should have been posted in alternate line colors of red, blue and green like it’s written in your notebook.
Doubt Ye not that witches and warlocks stalk this land.
And, believe that this summer on the high plain, a veritable mass Coven shall be called together - there to sacrifice either the witch of witches or the warlock who is the Evil One’s disciple.
Further the Guru sayeth not.
You’re quite welcome! I think the picture of the babe is MORE relevant to life than anything in that idiotic rant by the moronic dweeb!
And Happy Birthday fellow FReepe!!
"Do you want fries with that?"
Cheers!
Many thanks.
He has no clue on how wrong he is. Koolaide drinker at that!
You didn’t say anything about that alien video you’re showing in Denver. Did you run out of ink?
So I'm gonna post again. An "oldie but goodie" and you deserve it for your rather lengthy effort. So here it is.....
For starters, let's get down to basics......
Now that you understand let me reply to your Post....
Click the Pic
You're a 1-bit brain with a parity errorYou swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.
Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult.
If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
Originally Posted by FReeper: Firehat
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.Thanks to FReeper: b4its2late
Was he tasty?
"What y'all call a ZOT, we called extermination in my tenure!"
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