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WOW—those Presbyterians—they are HOT TO TROT!!
No gambling, drinking, or dancing, but all the illicit sex you want.
I wonder how many converts they’ll get over this!
Astounding.
Apostasy alert!
“2 Thessalonians 2:1 Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him,
2 That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;
4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God.”
Adds a whole new level of meaning to 'church social'.
I don't know which denomination will be the first to sponsor the charter chapter of "Swingers for Christ", PC USA, Episcopalians*, or United Methodist*.
*apologies to the few faithful who remain in the struggle.
Obama volunteer. I’d expect nothing less from PCUSA.
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It would be very difficult to install temple prostitutes without first setting aside the commandments and proscriptions aimed at inculcating self-control in the congregation. And temple prostitutes come in both sexes so their stand on homosexuality follows logically.
At this point it would not surprise me to see statues of Eros, Priapus, Venus and Dionysius start popping up in the places these people attend. It would be more honest to do so than continue as they are.
Church of who? Satan?
The Church of What’s Happenin’ Now...bump
(tip of the hat to the late Flip Wilson)
Separating the wheat from the chaff.
These people have been cut from the true vine. Unless they repent and get regrafted, they are hell bound.
“all heresy begins below the belt”
That’s a great little aphorism.
Then they are abandoning Christian teaching on sexual morality. Calvin and Knox must be turning in their graves.