If you were much of a Bible reader, you would know that the first copy was written on stone by the finger of God.
"evolution starts with no premise except that there is no premise and builds a theory based on the evidence."
I'd laugh, but I'm too tired.
Really? Where does it say that?
Stone is so ephemeral. You'd think the creator of the universe would write on something that would last and could be checked, like golden plates.